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╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ sun in cancer, moon in pisces, && ascending in scorpio.

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

[stream]

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[lonelyhomosapien]

Those ears work on the same level of physics as anime tits

[fanburgers]

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Fred saying “bitch” and then you come along and hit me with this cursed addition

[mothmans-mothballls]

#scooby says ruh roh#shaggy says zoinks#velma says jinkies#daphne says jeepers#fred says BITCH

[eltiolimon]

"Lonely."

Sasuke saying "we were kids starved of love" never left my mind.

[candycorpsecreations-deactivate]

Jojo Siwa coming out as gay is a BIG DEAL. She’s 17. Her products outsold Star Wars last Christmas. She is a huge role model for little girls. Any LGBT kids watching her videos that might have felt unsafe or alone now get to see their icon be out and proud, empowering them to be their authentic selves. With her being an international sensation, her coming out will not only bring up meaningful conversations about being LGBT in households across America, but also the world.

[pearteashirt]

absolutely intoxicating

[jeanelaine]

Resident Evil Village (2021) dir. Morimasa Sato

[raventrigonsdaughter]

Gotta love how most of the people excited for RE8 are just really REALLY horny for Lady Dimitrescu aka Tol milf vampire lady and her daughters

[kellysketches]

I have never played a Resident Evil

[sandersstudies]

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

[sandersstudies]

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lakevida]

gonna go ahead and decide that not liking pineapple pizza is homophobic. oh you hate having more fruit in your life? yeah i bet you do. tell me more about the fruits you don’t like. am i one of them

[yugiohz]

I loooove howl’s moving castle because no matter how pretty and mysterious and talented a guy is his house will still be rancid as fuck I love that touch of realism ☺️

[valtsv]

i can only create original characters that make it obvious that i'm gay but also that there's something wrong with me

[eucalyptus-sage]

whenever i see "low in calories" im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??

a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives u, so when a product is like "low in calories" im like. great. so the exact opposite I'm looking for in food.

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

I want you to know that this post has genuinely helped me feel better about eating, even if I’m not eating “”healthy”” things. When I start feeling bad, I remember that I’m fueling my body to get through the day and so it’s okay if the food is high in calories!!

Very genuinely, you helped at least one person with an ED feel better about the food they eat.