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My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger

So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”

And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”

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me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

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me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask: I CANT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂

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me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

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Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes: IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

rotfae

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

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asillyandrandomname

I want my husband to have this accent

imthegirlwhowaited

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

pascalcampion

The Path Between

Another sketch from Huntington Library.

There is a path that goes from the Japanese Garden to the Chinese Garden that I really enjoy.

This is another down and dirty sketch mainly because I kept being interrupted every few minutes while trying to do this one. but.. I like the way it came out… a little understated.

#pascalcampion

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I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

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I refuse to believe any of these are real

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Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

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All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

angrytexastoast

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

johnathonolyon

Specks. A short little comic about the universe.

Art by @jessicamao, editing/letters by Haley Rose-Lyon, writing by me.

Big thanks to Make Stuff’s Patrons: TC Arkenburgh, Cathi Murphy, Sandi Swogger, Medium D Speaks, Houston, Julie Amanda Rimmele, Spencer Roland Spets, Joel Barber, Andrew Cyburt, Al Perthe, Samuel Johnson, Sarah Kennedy, and Ryan Peloquin!

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Hey! I had the lovely opportunity to work with John on this little comic! It’s a small, cozy queer story about finding someone else in a very chaotic world.

I hope you enjoy~!

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Concept for AC 2019: During autumn leaves fall like petals do in spring

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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

imanaires

if the moon & the ocean fought who would win

benevolentchineseassociation

why would they fight. they’re in love :(

gotdam,,, lov u sm

shdHDH I was just thinkin the same thing,,,, I log into this account one (1) time every 5000 years and the first thing I always do is check ur tag for me,, i wuv u uwu,,,