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[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[juniqs-blog]

this changed my life

[gaydine-ross]

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

[peachpenguin]

me, talking about my trauma: haha yeah it was no big deal tho i don’t really care it’s whatever honestly

somebody: validates my trauma and says i shouldn’t have had to go through that

me, suddenly crying: huh. weird

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[neil-gaiman]

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

[997]

[animal-factbook]

When told to get up for work, sea lions behave very similarly to humans-they simply roll over and stay sleeping. 

[baby-fish-mouth-deactivated2017]

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

[jagkanbliintetal]

Santiago Rusiñol i Prats (Catalan,1861-1931), A Garden in Aranjuez, 1908, oil on canvas, 140 x 135 cm, Museo del Prado, Madrid.

[humoristics]

A simple way to tell if a battery’s out of juice [Video by buzzfeed]

[ptolemaic]

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

[ptolemaic]

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

[courtnipie]

The rare, medium, and well-done marshmowls

[daftpostpunk]

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

[ultrafacts]

Source

For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[meadow-soprano]

whoa have you ever noticed that theres no present

like as soon as we do something its done its over with and it automatically becomes the past

me writing this has become the past

you reading the last sentence is the past

there is no actual present and that blows my mind 

[whoaa]

STOP.

[thevoiceofalienjesus]

I dont know what to do with this information

[timhds]

*existential crisis intensifies*

[gwok]

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Stay fresh

[buzzfeed]

This is directed towards you, weirdbuzzfeed.

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[yrbff]

[buzzfeed]

IS THAT A MINION PIÑATA?

I’M CONTACTING HR.

[movie-addicted]

[raychle]

I’ve sat and read this over and over and realized just how true this actually is. Jesus Christ.

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

cool tree voice: yo

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