Carpe Noctem

Do it or don’t the time passes anyway 19/writer/artist

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them

[what-even-is-thiss]

Making home brew wasteland birth control and/or testosterone at a chemistry station out of some random stuff you found in a subway station. No need for atomic Becky’s janky tampons after that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Atomic Becky of course has an issue with homebrew testosterone. Not because she’s transphobic but because there’s less people buying her questionable tampons.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Do you want atomic Becky’s spicy tampons or not

[very-gay-alkyrion]

h- hopital

[what-even-is-thiss]

The hospital is overrun with super mutants so good luck with that

[virtuevistavalley]

How I post when I don't know the Followers of the Apocalypse are right there and can solve this problem for free.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not everyone lives near the followers of the apocalypse. Some of us are still raiding zombie infested Walmarts for some Tylenol.

[hoodiegal]

funny post and all but this is genuinely an issue with Bethesdas Fallout. It's like time stands still in the years immediately following the nuclear war. People are living in scrap metal hovels and scavenging crumbling supermarkets for neccessities, even though supposedly 200 years has passed? There's no sense of human progress, rebuilding, evolution. it's one of the reasons new vegas is better. there's still ruins and shit but people are doing agriculture, running businesses, developing a new world. the old is still very much there but it's not all there's to it.

[bunjywunjy]

the haunting song of the humpback whale, transcribed lovingly onto the side of a utility trailer

[hairuhairimasu]

I look just like buddy holly

[peachypenz]

I will never be 16-19 working in a family restaurant ever again.

I will never be 16 and scared to ask my manager a question without her yelling at me ever again

I will never be 17 and acting as a hostess on a busy valentines and mothers day ever again

I will never be 18 with a smart serve begging to be let out onto the floor or behind the bar to be trained ever again.

I will never be 18 stealing used receipts from the front kitchen and scrambling to write down story ideas before they escape on the back of those receipts ever again

I will never be 19 going out to drink with my coworkers finally at their favourite bar and finally getting my overdue birthday shot.

It’s all the same yet so different, knowing I’ll never call them my coworkers again.

At least we were friends. At least, I think we are.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve laughed and said “It would probably take a Girl smacking me with a poster saying ‘I like You’ for me to get the hint.” The next day, your best friend walks up to you and hits you on the head with a poster board that says ‘I like you’

[byjove]

My cat sleeps in positions that remind me of the grotesque plaster casts of people and animals that died in agony in Pompeii. My cat sleeps like a wilted and dying spider that has just been sprayed with Raid.

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[shenoego]

GET BACK HERE

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[lemondoddle]

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[loveridden1999]

[balmain]

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[segamascott]

yes like obviously

[nemfrog]

"Venus appears largest when in the crescent phase." Natural History. December 1949.

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[twinktorturer]

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and