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Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast

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almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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@pearlnareff
thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3
one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"
DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT
do you think these people can read
Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."
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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk
As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh
in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.
By “reach out” that’s meant quite literally–you just kinda. Stick your hand in their flight path and they land on you and will sit on your hand for a bit. Sometimes if you’re just walking or standing outside while they’re active you have to shoo them off you because they’ll just. Sit on you.
They’re harmless and very pretty and it’s always a treat to see because they’re out for a relatively short time each year.
Whatever reaction he’d been expecting from the prince in response, he got entirely the opposite. Before he had time to so much as think, those cold blue eyes had flashed and the prince was on his feet, closing the distance between them rather fast for a larger fellow and staring directly into Axel’s eyes while pressed close, seemingly without fear of the blade. A blade which Axel raised in retaliation, entirely on reflex, now pressed perfectly into the hollow of the prince’s throat, ready to cut inside. The prince didn’t seem to notice the danger, nor the line of blood that now streaked down his chest. “You shut your damned mouth, you cur,” the royal snarled in a low voice, and had he been anyone else, Axel would have shivered. “You have no idea what you’re talking about, so if you’re going to do your job then fucking do it and cease wasting my time with the pointless drivel that streams pathetically from your miserable mouth. I have never, not once in my life, done anything that wasn’t for the good of my kingdom, despite what the mongrels who hired you might have said, and I will have that known upon my deathbed. You do not get to fool yourself into believing you’re some sort of hero.” It was in that moment that Axel did something extremely rare. He hesitated.
in this kingdom by the sea, by @exquisite-lord-kyroo
art by @ecairnsart
You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry
If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫
Me when a fellow FF7R player says they hate Chadley:
writing more of the majora’s mask fanfic made me realize how much I cooked with zora!revali actually
this is what every mental health conversation on this god forsaken website sounds like to me.
explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured