The Funniest of Valentines

Valentine | 25 | she/her/they/them | multifandom

[comikbook]

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

[comikbook]

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with

[elokitties]

let’s all be grown women together❤️

[thundergrace]

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

[egberts]

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

[ferretteeth]

[uptownthots]

that post where someone says lesbians are over represented in media and all the examples were kids cartoons. lol

[userdoesnotexistintable]

I mean, cartoons are the only media that ever mattered to me… so yeah?

[uptownthots]

this is a really embarrassing addition to be making at 40 years old unfortunately

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[ot3]

ive been in a bit of a fujo mood lately which always has me a little bit guilty because im like i neeeed to continue my championing of women and femslash. but also it's not fair that i can't simply peacefully enjoy a bit of my free time to fujo out every now and again because i feel obligated to try and compensate for people who will only think about a female character's internal landscape with a gun to their head and maybe not even then. can everyone just start liking women please so it becomes a nonissue

[triangleguy]

everything can be about yuri if you have a pure heart and an imaginative mind

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[gremlininho]

[actualized-animal]

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

[persbaderse]

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

[persbaderse]

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[overambitiousnpc]

Should I be worried this yellow door has just appeared on the edge of an empty lot?

[toast-the-unknowing]

#yellow Door perfec t size for to wa/lk through! inside very Quiet and Comfort human walk put human in Yellow Door <- @avariceaside

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.