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thinking abt grace becoming fluent in eridian. thinking about eridian as an information-dense and layered language. thinking about the ability to create new words out of layered sounds and the way you can quickly describe a complicated relationship in eridian. grace practicing on his organ for speaking eridian, sounding out the tones for boss/leader and friend/companion and murderer until they blend into a single word.
and that’s how eva stratt gets her eridian name, which she will never know.
one time when they're long distance shane sees a bouquet of lilies like at the grocery store or something and sends ilya a picture like "thinking of you <3" and that's all it's supposed to be just a picture but ilya is like oh i didn't know you wanted flowers????? and then sends shane flowers once a week. i'm talking he sends those flowers to hotel rooms or locker rooms or wherever shane could possibly be. shane sends them back btw. ilya always sends really pretty ones with sappy flower language and shane, who is petty, always sends ilya bouquets that are slightly bigger than the one ilya sent him .
As the fog returns this evening, it presents unique and compelling photographic opportunities. This image captures the 1877 Tall Ship Elissa re-entering Galveston Harbor. This is just another stunning view from the Galveston Ferry. 12/23/25 TXDot
"Tall Ship Elissa"
The hell you say. I know the Flying Dutchman when I see it.
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Kyle Gordon's back
@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you
Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out
@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
lrb i have a clear vision of svetlana having beef with shane because of her resentment towards ilya being more absent in her life . but her rudeness at shane is like similar to how ilya felt about him s1 like hes no funnnHes so stuck up and straight laced and makes ilya that way too . so shes meeting shane + being an asshole In the same way ilya is an asshole sometimes . like rolling her eyes and being super blunt and talking over shanes head to ilya about how boring he is and she reminds shane so much of ilya he cant help but smile a little bit .
she is like he doesnt even want to go out . and blows a raspberry . and hes so boring . <- flopping on the couch making ilya laugh And shane like 🙂
The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
Stratt, standing in front of a room of Important People TM: What we are about to watch for the first time is recordings from the Project Hail Mary. These videos may very well save humanity. Press play.
Grace, on recording: I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT I’M DOING.
Voice from back of room: welp, we’re fucked, it was nice having life on Eath while it lasted.
Stratt: Please remain silent. I assure you he has this under control. He’s got this.
Grace, on recording: THE WAY IN WHICH I DON’T GOT THIS.
Grace, on recording: SO THERES THESE TWO DEAD BODIES IN HERE—
Stratt, who amnesticized him: Fuck.
i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH
this is next level
20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.
They're immortal.
They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.
They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.
They heckled the big bang.
"They say that time exists now."
"I can tell."
"How so?"
"Because this show is a waste of it!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
two years into a situationship but also they have been married for 30 years
me, the person writing this: wait no that's ouchy what the fuck
he JUST graduated from it, vivienne!!!! you can't send him back!!!!
roasted and then left on read in a verbal conversation
brutal
RUTHLESS
WHO WANTS FIC
BONE APPLE TEETH
i was explaining to my mom that both project hail mary & heated rivalry only worked because of the immaculate chemistry between the actors and how important that dynamic is and she was like “oh just like the new york knicks” and i had to casually be like… yeah. just like that.
I'm imagining Ryba as the type of former stray cat who adamantly refuses the outdoors. Like you can put her on the front stoop and she will resolutely turn around and march back inside to her modern art cat tree. (Much like Ilya himself, she is self-domesticated.)
ilya trying to leash train her so she can go outside with him for enrichment because he read that was important and ryba just insistently going NOPE
put her back in her climate controlled house with her food dish and her toys NOW
Oh my goodness did Ilya find Ryba as a stray maybe she made a nest in his garage with a full litter of kittens, he found her just blinking up at him from a corner with allll her babies kneading her for milk? And he’s like, ‘whelp, I’m a dad now.’ And he takes the kittens and mom to be vet checked and fixed and eventually finds homes for the kittens. Because his teammates wives and girlfriends and kids can’t resist this large threatening Russian man with a small kitten or two Expressing Its Opinions from his palm. But Ilya and Ryba bond. They’re two exiles in Boston and they have to stick together. He has to name her. He sees her busily hunting moths in his garage, then clocking him and turning around with a chirrup. She’s a single mom who works two jobs so name choice is obvious. But then she’s coached in and lives a luxury cat life pampered with nhl money. And now her only job is for Ilya to run his fingers through her silky fur when he really needs to be reminded that there’s one creature who loves him unconditionally, no matter his fantasy hockey ranking.
OH MY GOD THE IDEA OF RYBA BEING A MAMA IS KILLING ME
canon ryba (who is not canon and only exists on my blog) was found as a kitten tangled up in a fishing net (her name is ryba because it means fish in russian because she got caught like a little fish), but cat stepdad ilya is KILLING ME
also the idea of ilya giving her updates of her kittens when people text him or post on instagram is cracking me up. "ryba, do you see-no, do not headbutt the screen, i am showing you something. do you see how waffle is acting? she is rebelling against her name, i think. this is understandable, but still. maybe you should call your child and straighten her out, yes?"
infamous womanizer ilya rozanov lecturing his daughter when her deadbeat baby daddy comes sniffing at the sliding glass door is also cracking me up
a tom cat with a suspicious resemblance to some of ryba's litter keeps coming to investigate the house, and ilya sees ryba go trotting up to the glass and is just, "ryba! no! he gets you pregnant and then leaves you to raise the babies on your own? he is no good for you! he returns now just when you have gotten your life together again! he does not even offer to pay child support!"
