I'm back to here

idk what this is and neither do you

[myspace]

Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.

[nonenosome2]

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

I think that Ilya never really goes into details about his life in russia and his family so shane is forced to fill in the gaps in his mind so one day when svetlana brings a pack of photos back from moscow (alexei gave them to her but she isn’t telling ilya this) and shane see’s alexei and ilya as kids together and realizes that they are like the same age he does freak out about it

[cuppydogshane]

Ilya babysitting the Pikelings: ALL RIGHT children. DJ Beddybye will play all your favorite sleepytime hits (puts a Raffi CD in their elsa themed cd player)

[stelladiver81]

*airhorns* BABY BELUGA IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

DEEP BLUE SEA D-D-DEEP BLUE SEA

(he’s just hitting the cd player to make it skip)

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[kettle-bird]

As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.

Little cover design doodle from like a week ago that I never posted :') more to come. Maybe. Eventually. We'll see.

[AC|RP]

[aslongasitsblack]

anytime ilya tries to peacock for shane by doing like one handed pushups or pull ups on some random infrastructure it only works for a few minutes before shane is itching to go OKAY MY TURN NOW

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[vampantheon]

peace and love on planet fucking earth

[ssopimir]

oh okay

[koymadis]

never post again

[slaygentford]

kip's relationship with the grad student union in which he is trying to be very active is so fucking abysmal

[slaygentford]

the grad student union authorizes a strike and kip really proudly takes a ton of shifts marching and then afterwards a bunch of them get on zoom to watch the collective bargaining session together at one of their apartments. and when his friends start talking about how the strike pay isn't even close to enough to cover basics kip says "yeah it's really difficult i don't know how they expect us to survive" and every head in the room swivels to look at him. and then the buzzer rings and it's kip's millionaire husband coming to pick him up in a hired Range Rover with a private driver. they're going to eleven Madison park for the dinner tasting menu.

[shanebug]

do you think that if shane and ilya were to start hanging out with more queer people sometimes ilya would have to be like "by the way dont mention being a landlord in front of these ones. i know the rich art collector gays we met the other week at that gala talked to you about property investment but i dont think this queer birdwatching club will take it as well"

[hylianengineer]

I haven't seen Project Hail Mary yet but I am now reading the book and oh my God, does Andy Weir ever understand scientists. I'm at the point where Grace just figured out that he is one despite not knowing his own name, and everything about his thought process right now screams scientist.

He's puzzling out his own identity via trial and error. He's very, very observant and using every little thing as a clue. He thinks in miles, the tape measure is metric. He took the time to figure out stopwatch controls before an experiment, in the midst of an identity crisis. He knows how to improvise an experiment from really basic supplies.

As Mark Watney would say, he's sciencing the shit out of this. But Grace wouldn't say that because he has like the polar opposite of Watney's swear word vocabulary.

[hylianengineer]

Also the way he just trusts the data and runs with it. He doesn't go "acceleration due to gravity can't be fifteen meters per second, that's impossible," he goes "that can't be true on Earth so I'm not on Earth."

[hylianengineer]

Or it could be a centrifuge. He proceeds to spend half an hour proving it's supremely unlikely to be a centrifuge. Yeah, this man has the scientific method baked into his head.

[headspace-hotel]

Ohhhhhh it's the dude who wrote The Martian. I thought so but hadn't confirmed.

Yes!!! I've never even read The Martian but every time I saw stuff about it I was like "wow that is EXACTLY what my best friend (aerospace engineering degree) thinks like"

[cloudabserk]

not rude if true. grace squishy eel

[shillanov]

i just wanna go back to the costco hc and say that shane had definitely gone to costco with yuna a lot on the weekends. yuna would arrive with a pen in hand and a master list of things she wanted to buy, and she would make shane run into aisle after aisle looking for one item or make him wait in line with the cart as sweat dripped down his face.

and so shane is half-traumatized from costco but also very practical when he goes because he has this engrained in him like a military mindset. ilya discovers costco and it's a fairytale land. he's marvelling at the free samples and is practically traipsing down the aisles like LALALA and is hauling shit they don't need into the cart, and insists on leaving with a rotisserie chicken in one hand and a hot dog in the other. every time

[thatliberalchristian]

“We are called to be the salt of the Earth. Salt melts ice. And it appears we have way too much ice right now.” -Grace Methodist Church

[animentality]

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[ruimtetijd]

FOR THE CURIOUS: the big eye points up to scan for predators, the smaller eye points down to search for bioluminescence from creatures in the abyss below