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[thecatscan]

cat in nadir angle

[orpheusdrinkinga40inadeathbasket]

[cikero]

how the hell did thanos snap with a metal glove on

[garbage-empress]

he just did the motion and made the noise by clapping his ass at the same time

[memesandlaughs]

[lethalnihilism]

oh my god lmfao

edit: it got funnier actually

i’m laughing @ all of this

[stream]

[emil]

this is an argument i can not win

[mens-rights-activia]

So I typed in ‘black history moth’ instead of ‘black history month’ and discovered this gem

Happy Black History Moth everybody

[mens-rights-activia]

finally found the origin of the black history moth 

[hydro-homies]

I’ll have the lobster

[modded-stardew]

aunt played that long con

[gardenoffish]

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

[tonyzaret]

[metgala2018]

[witchscarlet]

Rating the Red Circle Emojis

Apple:

6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah. 

emojidex:

-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this. 

Messenger:

0/10 - did you even fucking try

Mozilla:

10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!! 

[kristina100000]

straight male directors really express their fetishes thru cinema just like that

[gunsandfireandshit]

Yeah

[pileofknives]

This looks like a frame from a webcomic making fun of Tarantino but it’s Real

[peachfrogs]

[toastbutteregg]

i dont know who wrote this but they’re funny

[villiago-deactivated20141112]

[seifukucat]

sir could you just calm down for a second

[vesperatom]