golden slumbers

Muta | twenty-seven | ♏️ | INFP | they/them | chaotic good | neil josten my beloved | artist, weeb, philosopher, meme connoisseur | married to @subparlimejello | pfp: lutheloser

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[jujubamp4]

[hallucxnating]

Got too lost in the sauce now it's 3am

And a bonus turbokarun

[mystigaron]

ok granny

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[caspercryptid]

And it was

NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

And it was

YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I really

FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

[pastrypen]

DIDN'T I, MY DEAR?

Didn't I, my dear...?

[berryjosten]

"A drag path, etched in the surface as evidence i left there on purpose"

But it's Neil leaving his bag, racquet and phone behind when he was taken by Lola so Andrew knew he didn't leave him willingly

[mysterypuppys]

taking classes for the major you chose in order to get the degree you need for the career you want

[kobrafangs]

let’s go centaurs!

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[r4y-fr]

Neil's two true loves

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[oifaaa]

thinking of actually trying to draw something for star wars day this year but dont know what

[oifaaa]

Listen Tumblr user Obi-Wanwithhisbuttout I think i know what your suggestion is and im gonna keep brainstorming ideas but if i cant think of something I consider your idea

[oifaaa]

Ok you won

[oifaaa]

I couldn't think of anything better

[oifaaa]

So my sister got engaged today and im posting art of Obi-wan with his checks out

[love-goblinn]

under the linden tree

[circlusion]

[sinsydia]

Brain

Rot

You feel me?????