is she really going out with him?

Rachel Louise Atkin. MA Literature graduate. Surrealist. Punk/goth 80s enthusiast. Bret Easton Ellis obsessed. Black cats. Philosophy. The Stranglers. The Damned. The Clash. 🖤

[warabou]

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[briarrosefromthedead]

And Now the Screaming Starts! (1973) dir. Roy Ward Baker

[leatherleaves]

I thought this was a deleted scene or something from pride and prejudice and I was like damn Darcy is having a meltdown.

[halfagony-halfhope]

my last 2 brain cells

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

[scottishtwitter]

[schmergo]

Pitch: Muppet Lord of the Rings. Miss Piggy as Eowyn. Imagine her just throwing herself at a human man playing Aragorn. Imagine her defeating the Witch-King of Angmar by going “HI-YA!” and karate chopping him.

[starlitskvader]

Throwing herself at Aragorn

Then Kermit arrives as Faramir and she just bodily pitches Aragorn offscreen

[spartanlocke]

Aragorn is, of course, played by Viggo Mortensen reprising his role

[416lottie]

I would watch this movie.

[wolfslambs]

literally

[dankmemeuniversity]

[britishcomedyoverflowing]

Rik Mayall (07.03.1958 - 09.06.2014)

I’ve always liked being crap, playing people who are really crap at doing things.

[animalbody]

I’d rather have vampire fangs than a gender

[ousia-poetica]

Every day in the cafeteria where you like to hang out, the same person plays the piano standing on the corner, but no one knows his name …

[double-dorks-beanie]

Lmao my university’s building made it onto dark academia Tumblr 😎🥵😎

[thesoldiersminute]

Thomas Shelby — PEAKY BLINDERS S02E03

[fanghusband-remade]

i have to be the most vampiric looking person at the store

[bushpoppy]

Gregor Samsa pride icons

[ivegotdimpleswhenismile]

Wow...I...love this

[cacioybebe]

field of caraway and lupines in full bloom.

may, 2015

esjan, iceland

[cipheramnesia]

I don't care about hot girl summer, but everyone better fucking be vaccinated by Halloween, feel me?

[cipheramnesia]

out of the way hot girl summer

Monster Fucker Fall is gonna get it

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.