JaycoMeteor

Big city kid with small town dreams

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[anterieur]

[bitchycode]

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

[vaporize-employers]

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

[calledchaos]

It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.

[ablaske]

[unclefather]

[miamiextra]

[my-erratic-soul-deactivated2020]

😯

[klubbhead]

[romansroys]

“i got a thousand texans calling for gay sex in a marvel movie.” 

he really is so powerful 

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

[steezycapone]

🤣🤣🤣

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ohnro-deactivated20190815]

WAIT

[closetmonstar-deactivated202001]

What’s the God Damn SAFEWORD!?!

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[penerdoo]

Please look at me, MOM. #me #selfie #gpoy #gay #gayboy #instagay #happiness #love #cheekbones #bonestructure #blessed #latino #paraguay #hispanic #brown #brows #makeup #fashion #style #gauges #septum #septumpiercing #men #man #fitness (en Jefferson Apartments) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bughxg9gQ9O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m6ogt4dyh8h3

[secondclassvines]

“Words cannot verbally explain how I feel after you just uttered that”

[carrionthird]

[*metal gear codec sound* *solid snake voice* “hrrn, colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards”]

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[toshio]

me @ any and every cat in existence:

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[weonsinnombre-deactivated201906]

[princesstigerbelle]

That’s mean!!

[mixbagofholding]

the cycle of aggression