The Sarcastic Photographer

(who is partially obsessed with penguins)

[trustmeimanengiqueer]

But this would be really good for a children's hospital

[fangirling-101]

color theory at it's best. the children would love this.

[murderandjam]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[twitblr]

Oh boy that’d be awkward (x)

[assmart]

new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we'll both die.

[assmart]

there's no one else to pet her. i'm the only one here to take on this burden

[assmart]

[variegated-fairywren]

how the fuck did you take THAT photo

[assmart]

you people are making this harder than it needs to be smh

[auraquartzsystem]

Why is there a camera on your CEILING

[assmart]

it's a phone.

[epic2222]

And why do you have 3 phones?

[assmart]

i'm an aspiring problem.

[eleivelui-deactivated20230224]

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[picrossingguard]

[viradianjedi]

[ezmads]

[ruinedchildhood]

[missbcm]

https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[guerrillatech]

[feenominal]

[ultimate-whovian]

[lindonleaves]

Or "The dwarf breathes so loudly we could have shot it in the fucking dark"

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[tvdinner1]

[eleivelui-deactivated20230224]

[ava-deb]

There was a book published a few years ago that caused such a scandal, it almost didn’t get published.

[twitblr]

I can barely buy what I came here to buy (x)

[baconnnnnnn]

[whitepeopletwitter]

You order vanilla but get kink