Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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cherry valley forever
#extradirty
taylor price
macklin celebrini has autism
todays bird
ellievsbear
@theartofmadeline
Janaina Medeiros
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Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@penguinsmateforlife
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do thoseĀ āreblog for X, this one really works!ā posts, but this one doesnāt have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnāt even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youāll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youāll love
england sacrificed prince philip for the euro. I see
Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh
absolutely crushed by these parallels
god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass
the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet
thatās because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises
Has this been done yet
finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain
Anyone else, esp. neurodivergent people, ever talk to someone and get elated because youāre like wow :) I am doing a Conversation :) I am doing the Asking Questions and Listening Attentively and Expressing Interest :) I have shared a Joke or brief Amusing Happening and this person liked it :) this person seems to enjoy speaking to me and I enjoy speaking to them :) Iām a person.
I once was talking to someone I admired and they told a joke about our managers and I added to the joke, and they laughed so hard they couldnāt talkĀ and I was like thank you for laughing I have truly never experienced this level of euphoria and also I would die for you now.
Recognition Responsive Euphoria is a hell of a drugĀ
I do this and Iām like āThis is great. Iām going to get a good grade in conversation, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,ā
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<3 I really needed this right now <3
me, age 14: iām fucked up and evil and no one understands meĀ
me, age 16: i am just a normal teenager you can be friends with
me now: fucked up and evil againĀ
Which one would break Tumblr faster?
1. Destiel becoming canon
2. Sherlock Series 3
3. Doctor Who 50th Anniversary bringing back Rose and Tentoo or just in general
4. Johnlock becoming canon
5. New Harry Potter book
Many years later and the answer is apparently that the babadook is gay
AM I THE ORACLE CASSANDRA CURSED WITH THE GIFT OF PROPHECY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS POST IS FROM 2012 AND THERES ONLY ONE LEFT
who the FUCK is out there trying to make you believe the best 4 years of your life are in college??? Same punks trying to pretend those ābest yearsā were in high school. Thatās complete fucking nonsense. You donāt get your best years until your late 40s. At least 6 of em are saved for after retirement. Fuck offf
thank you, people keep telling me Iām supposed to be having the best time of my life right now in college and itās making me terrified for what the rest of my life will be like if this wreck is my high point
what the actual fuck,Ā babe your 20s are for therapy & recovering from trauma.Ā
im not kidding ok, your 20s are Adolescence 2.0. in essence. Young adulthood is about re-playing the mario level until you finally get around all those stupid fucking levitating bricks. itās about working through old shit until youāre free to move on to a new level. your college and post-college years are notĀ the best time of your life, they are you putting in the hours battling pokemon in the grass so you can move on to the gym leaders.Ā
#youāre gonna get your fucking gym badges later i promise
whatās that noise.Ā
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
iām going to check
theā¦ā¦. gargoylesā¦. I think they wereā¦ā¦. no, it couldnāt beā¦.
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ā¦.acknowledged
