The Silliest Of Gooses

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[my-autism-adhd-blog]

YES

Life in an Autism World

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[mevima]

yeah sorry, they're greyed out now. sometimes you can temporarily enable them if you perform a secret spell that exhausts you for 12d10 hours and greys out some of your other abilities though. good luck.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[somniphobicfox]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes

ink: diamine firestorm

[efedesexo]

Please stop asking me how I’m doing, I have no idea, I’m actually trying to ignore it

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[dragonroar87]

legendary dashboard pull

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

you can literally listen to songs and think about whoever you want. and its awesome

[palmer]

I’m weird first and hot second. If you think I’m hot but you don’t acknowledge my weirdness then you’re missing the most basic thing about me.

[crabussy]

media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[ros-sauce]

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck