Boning Penis Men

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who disrespected shitposting?

[ducissatenebrarum]

Olmec Penis Man

800-1200 BCE

Mexico

#Olmecart #precolumbianart

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[insomniac-arrest]

if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah 

[some-in-a-million]

What does this mean

[insomniac-arrest]

:(

[shitpostsampler]

[chavdog]

Pregnancy Rumor? Queen Elizabeth Hasn’t Been Making Public Appearances

Women's News. Feminized.

morning guys

[were-ralph]

I bet she has no grip game

[were-ralph]

Pussy like a flat tire

[redchrominance]

mouth game tho? you know those gums could kill a man

[redchrominance]

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

*makes a Wilhelm scream when I cum*

[wyldefungi]

Mushrooms

Roxy Paine

[averagefairy]

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

[i-changed-my-url-fuck-you]

If y’all reblog this post I’ll make a magical girl based off your url

[the-haiku-bot]

If y’all reblog this

post I’ll make a magical

girl based off your url

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[forever-memes]

2022 intensifies

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

IT’S LITERALLY JANUARY 2ND IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER WHAT THE FUCK

[pixelmuppet]

2016 was also the year of the Monkey

[stalker-among-the-stars]

New rule: if you’re old enough to know what you are doing, zoos should just let the animals kill you if you fuck with them.

[spookyscaryskeleton1]

Honestly yeah, like c'mon if an adult breaks into the tiger cage that’s on them. Natural selection

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Yea. And if you decide to mess with something as homicidal as a hippo, they should just shoot you instead to make your death quick and painless.

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all are close. I was describing him:

[thedorkdionysia]

I was unprepared for the reveal yet it's perfectly accurate

[decadentcollectivedonut]

[ghostowlattic]

Compromising Enlightenment (detail)

Kris Kuksi

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Malcom in the Middle Ages

[dunkstein]

You’re not the lord of me now

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

clark from Connecticut is microwaveable!

[knight-unknown]

he is having fun c:

[rowantula]

[mugges]

Gotta Keep your Husband warm in these cold Connecticut Winters.

[copaceticat]

It’s them, the sethevermen

Sethevermany of them won’t make it this winter.

If you’re cold they’re cold.

L e t t h e m i n

[dankmemeuniversity]

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[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[isa-ghost]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT