PenisGoblin

Vampires. Anarchism. Transgenderism. Wizards. 25/f

[penisgoblin]

This blog is a love letter to my partner

[prof-grace-aspen]

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

[catboymistyquigley-deactivated2]

if you want to vote for a third party, what you are going to do is vote for biden in november 2024 and then as soon as that’s done, start trying to get ranked choice voting in your state

we will ALWAYS be a two party system until voting reform happens, and voting reform won’t happen if project 2025 happens.

suck it up and vote biden, then put the next four years to good use

[prof-grace-aspen]

^^^

[penisgoblin]

Im not voting for anyone who is actively committing genocide

[bobbysox]

[buppydoll-deactivated20241119]

i think the whole thing is wonderful

[buppydoll-deactivated20241119]

oh my bad! i posted this months ago but i shouldve included what the book is, this was from kate bornstein’s “my gender workbook: how to become a real man, a real woman, the real you, or something else entirely” and it’s also on internet archive where you can borrow it for an hour

[genderoutlaws]

you can also download the new edition directly as a pdf here !

[queer-as-city-folk]

My biggest issue with the boxcar children is that the title is false advertising, there are dozens of books and they only live in that boxcar for most of one book, I want them to live in a boxcar for the whole series god damn it

[drchucktingle]

furious that i am not a playable character in this game

[neil-gaiman]

Enormously relieved that I am not a playable character in this game.

[i-am-a-fish]

my neck hurts AND I'm gay

[upside-down-atlas]

pick a struggle babygirl

[i-am-a-fish]

FINE. I'm just gay now

[mapswithoutwyoming]

a loss for the neck hurts community

[porcelain-rob0t]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[porcelain-rob0t]

all the cooter carriers know The Slime

[porcelain-rob0t]

this is a hit with the slimers

[inkyxward]

Guys please vote in the steam awards purely so Hogwarts Legacy doesn't win a single category

[inkyxward]

It is a finalist in:

-Game of the Year

-Best Game on Steam Deck

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[robertjamesalmost]

[ryan-sometimes]

I love it when women appropriate the male losercore vibe. Yaaaaas queen spend your entire day rotting in bed and smoking weed, it’s so cool and feminist of you

[ryan-sometimes]

A lot of you thought I meant this post sarcastically but it’s not at all. I meant this genuinely. I love doing this

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

full quote is so much worse. taylor no

[girlballs-archive]

can someone please run her over with their car already

[sexygaywizard]

This is the most Lin Manuel Miranda shit he never said

[slimegirlwarlock]

gay?

[synthwizardromance]

Yes my liege. Trans also.

[slimegirlwarlock]

very well. let them in.

[lostryu]

if u cannot be normal about lesbians venting about their frustration about men, you need to recheck your priorities.

[lostryu]

posted this to quick accidentally, but like. a lesbian going “god i hate men” is not as problematic as you think it is. also it’s fucking dumb to expect us to talk in sanitized corporate-speak when talking about our frustrations and oppression. like i’m sorry, ur not going to get a dissertation on lesbophobia in every post. you’re going to see frustration and struggling and anger. you’re going to have to accept that marginalized communities do not owe you purple prose when it comes to our oppression!

[lostryu]

btw if you are a man and you’re ‘hurt’ by us going “god i hate men” when we complain about experiencing lesbophobia and misogyny inflicted by men on the daily, you have an ego made of glass and you need to realize it’s fucking not about you. just keep scrolling. don’t comment “not all men!” or “as a man-” just. keep. scrolling.

[penisgoblin]

As a lesbian, shut the fuck up Jesus Christ. These are the same people decrying gay men who say they don't like women. Stop running to the fucking margins to find an acceptable group to hate.

[sapphling]

the toxicity of any given deck plan or strategy in mtg ultimately comes down to how badly i want the girl playing it to let me hit

[roboco-san]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

We need to bring back private rail cars as the cool, sexy, exclusive way to travel, so instead of dumping the carbon budget of a small nation in the global south on private jets, celebrities have to attach their luxury pull an cars to the back of an Amtrak. Then the celebrities will lobby for Amtrak lines to be better

Seriously when did this

Become sexier than this

Like isn't it nice to watch the scenery, to be able to open a window and have fresh air, to be able to stand up all the way, not have your ears pop?

[dduane]

Yes. :)