[summertime-shadow-muffins]

FUCK the colors what do the ammo types taste like

Energy ammo is fizzy and sour

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[pianoaround]

[thetenk]

boss fight

[tha--snazzle]

This gave me pure unremitting joy

[mxxxmxxxkyuuu]

He brought it THE FUCK around town

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[artorias-and-sif-in-hd]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

[fuks]

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[deathcomes4u]

no no, french dogs just be like that

[axylh]

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

[catchymemes]

IG: @trishnagaara

[sprinttoshelter]

[winsii1-deactivated20190817]

This shit is going to end up in history books in the future.

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[seleneeris]

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[cungadero]

blow my load in military wives call that honorable discharge

[keare-linnua]

When you drop skulltown and find prowler with select fire next to it

[mcdammit-deactivated20140424]

[mercurykiss-deactivated20230707]

Right foot red

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

we’re all one race

the daytona 500