In which I am both of them
i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it’s one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.
almost home

oozey mess

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

#extradirty
$LAYYYTER

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we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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In which I am both of them
i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it’s one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.
a journey in typography. call it my scrabble arc.
as promised at 100 notes! unfortunately!
two of you specifically asked for this one
another anon request and also my second favorite
geno’s message to sid ;w; | sid’s 1000th game tribute
Honestly, pragmatic villains who are just too fucking sensible and practical to be bigoted is a fondness of mine. I mean, consider a straight-up ruthless, heinous villain whose minions, henchmen and assassins are 90% female, for no other reason than because all these other wannabe Overlords of the Universe were overlooking these perfectly good, competent professionals because of their sex, and they’re loyal as well because they know he’s the only employee who’ll actually treat them fair. What else are they gonna do, turn good?
The hero team has five dudes and one woman and for fuck’s sake she’s wearing heels.
Someone write the story where the the henchmen seduce the heroine to the bad side with statements like “How many times last week have you wished you had another woman in the room to make eye contact with while some dude went on and on about his prowess?” “Ugh. I guess that’s one advantage of working on your team – you’ve always got someone around to sympathize.” “Yeah, no. That’s not my point. I have not wished that at any point in the past week, because our boss doesn’t do that. Anyone who points out a way in which his prejudices are interfering with his effectiveness gets a gift card and an extra vacation day.” “… …. Are you hiring?”
“OK, like, yes that sounds appealing, but your boss is still trying to subjugate humanity! I can’t be party to that!” “You’re allowed to stab anyone who manspreads.” “Yeah, but –” “Free menstrual products in the locker rooms.” “…” “…” “…” “OK, I didn’t want to mention this – we usually try to not discuss it in recruitment, because we like to save it as a surprise for orientation – but see these pants?” “Yes, I see your pants. I know what your uniform looks like, you’re all wearing the same pants.” “Yeah. Well. Watch this” (sticks hands in pockets)
I’d go to the dark side for the pockets.
@twinklecupcake
thank you 2021 for sidney crosby’s hair
I’m not sorry
this is my favorite Star Wars post
But what if…. Luke goes “I appreciate that you’re trying to take my mind off things by coming up with ridiculous stuff to try and get a laugh out of me, but it’s Not Working.”
Obi-wan: “but it’s true!”
Luke: “Uh huh. What’s next, telling me that I’m the hologram lady’s long-lost twin?”
Obi-wan: “Yes!”
And from this point onward Luke thinks that this is Obi-wan’s attempt at a long-running gag. Obi-wan grows increasingly desperate to convince Luke that he’s telling the truth, darnit. Luke thinks he’s growing increasingly desperate to be funny.
Darth Vader mcfreakin loses it when Luke’s first words upon seeing him are a sarcastic “Oh hi, dad” with enough sass to choke Jabba the Hut.
Vader: “how did you know.”
Luke turns to Obi-wan and splutters.
Luke: “How?? How did you get Darth Vader to play along with your stupid joke????”
I love it
Oh my gosh
I really love this post
im living
kuzy doesn’t give a shit whether you like his bird celly or not
+ bonus bird celly
I have some thoughts and feelings about Braydon Coburn. Thank you for your time.
Don’t ever forget this.
Look I don’t even know from sports but every time I check in on Hockey, they’re out doing something buckwild and guys,
Guys,
This is the Year For It.
Drop the Pucks Drop Them ALL. RIP OPEN THAT ENVELOPE AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF MADNESS
whats ET short for?
because he’s got little legs
I...I have so many questions
twitter (.) com (/) penguins (/) status (/) 1253345236614553600 (?) s=20 I had never seen this clip before today, I’m assuming it’s been talked about before and I just missed it but I’m very emo over it now. Specifically at the 5:37 mark when someone talks about Geno missing a wide open net (we’ll ignore how bad that comment felt coming from a teammate? coach?) but then Sid getting all protective/supportive. My hearttttt!!!! Sid shut that shit down real fast.
Someone sent this video to me when it was first posted and I didn’t watch it 🙈 but I finally watched it now and I LOVE this part you’re referring to. Other players seem to have nothing but good things to say about the way Sid runs his locker room and this is a great demonstration of why. Although of course my heart wants to think he’s extra protective because it’s Geno :’)
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
- Stop clenching your jaw. Also, did you take your meds?
- Don’t talk to yourself like that. You’re a joy and a delight.
- The murder of crows is circling for benevolent reasons. I sent them.
❤️ Auntie Jilli
Dreger Café with Sidney Crosby
HE TRIES OK?