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[memewhore]

[partyinthemysterymachine]

[callmebliss]

It’s that very faint hint of blush he’s got going that really does it for me

[dogpuppy]

[beardedmrbean]

He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[animentality]

[urbxnfxck]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[retro70s80sandmore]

Tom Waithe "Hockey butt" 🍑

[comfort-mouth]

Absolutely cannot wait to have my buddy over tomorrow. We hang out, and the afternoon usually ends with me turning his balls into two dried up raisins.

I love cooking for him. I saw a recipe on YouTube - a chicken pot pie, but the pot pie part was a baked potato. I'm gonna try it tomorrow.

I have a YouTube Playlist of stand-up comedy crowd-work shows I know he'll like.

Belly full, heart filled, balls emptied 😋

I'm also cognizant that these are the good times. I really appreciate and value getting to spend time with him.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[starryy-berryy]

I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG

[starryy-berryy]

Reblogging because exams aa gaye

[princess-lucy19]

I'm reblogging and just hoping for the best on this one!

[jenny-1968]

Here goes nothing.

[iwantbeababygirl]

Ooo great potato bring me lottery $luck$

[kitty-batass]

[american-cobrahawk]

I got nothing to lose

[tockthewatchdog]

this scientology hq as real life roguelike is hilarious

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[francines-bagel-bites]

[029series]

imgonna passout hngnhn

[virtualgirladvance]

DO NOT THE SPINNING LATHE

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

NOW I LATHE ME DOWN TO SLEEP

I PRAY MY FINGIES I CAN KEEP

AND IF MY FINGIES ALL SHOULD BREAK

PLEASE DONT JERK OFF TO MY MISTAKE

[catscatscatscatscatscatserybody]

[official-penis-posts]

🤐

[comfort-mouth]

[stream]

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

*NSYNC - It’s Gonna Be Me

[90s-2000s-barbie]

NSYNC Pokemon PokeRap Promo, 1999