Three Muppets In A Trenchcoat

She/Her | 18 | Pansexual | Haver of many interests and master of none | When you think of my try to picture the human embodiment of a leopard print blanket

[coyotette]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[byjove]

he’s got medieval ptsd and a huge cock. I didn’t say his name but you thought of him, didn’t you?

[byelacey]

yearning is a science 🌌

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

do you have a labubu, orikan?

[stay-the-knight]

[mulchmouth]

Im not a golden retriever boyfriend. I am a rescue that has absolutely bitten people.

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[despazito]

When you hear Halifax do you think

Halifax, England

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Remaining time: 3 days 16 hours

[despazito]

the human mind cannot commit more than one halifax to memory

[galileosballs]

You ever meet someone from London, Ontario, and they'll all intone the same verse: "Second best London in the world"

[kosmicznacebula]

it's always a good day to complain about English speakers

[fthgurdy]

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

[morepopcornplease]

HOW TO PRONOUNCE: Skłodowska

L with a dash through it (ł) makes a “W” sound. and W makes a “V” sound.

skwo-DOV-ska

[thesaltofcarthage]

thank you for the pronunciation guide!

[automatonwithautonomy]

truly cordelia chase girl of all time. rich. pretty. bitchy. popular. thinks tact is a waste of time. secretly far less dumb than she lets on. half the evils in town hate her guts and for a solid year the only reason she doesn't die is that she's frenemies with the local monster hunters. drives her car into the school in the apocalypse. wants to know if the world's ending because if so she won't bother to study for her test. wishes a new reality into being and is immediately killed. her entire personality is a facade yet she always says exactly what she's thinking. consistently puts herself in danger to save the world and sometimes her peers. complains the whole time. i would do anything for her

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[ddeserteagle]

The entire thread is just *chef's kiss*.

[theehorsepusssy]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[1lluminae-files]

UNMUTE!!

[teaboot]

POV u are delicious

[viralfrog]