happy big and sexually normal

penny🌷she/it🌷23 literally just hanging out

[choodraws]

🍑🍈

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[3000s]

[jessdrawz]

look both ways ↔️

[myarmcanfly]

Fat Horse No. 22

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! I initially thought of this one as Epona, but wasn’t sure I got her quite the right color. Most of her appearances have been more reddish overall, but several people did recognize her so I guess the spirit is there! She’s taking a break from running all over Hyrule for you.

This piece is SOLD but I’m already hard at work on a herd of new ones for Furrydelphia, August 7-9th!

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[somethinginthebasement]

peggle 1 or peggle 2?

[parakeet]

peggle 1... peggle 2... who's to say... it was just 'life' back there... to me... to my fellow orbs.......

[slimepupqy]

is this anything

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[shareddreamingexperiment]

mouse with wheat thin

[estrogenpatchnotes]

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

[zipsunz]

like you were never here at all

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno