[1977punk]

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

[n7brendan]

[engimemeing]

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

[trappunzelll]

[maatofchicago]

Im weak asf. She say hold dis and then turnt up

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I’m not over this baby

[themasterpupil]

Hol dis

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

She rolled them sleeves up and got to work 😂😂😂

[with-practice]

[dojacat]

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[deadpanwalking]

[wiiwheel]

fem tops rly have it the worst bc all the bottoms wanna call you sir and daddy and its like…

[wiiwheel]

[crystalroca]

musica:

[petroboomin]

[leplastiquedick]

[fursecuted]

[color-blinder]

I’m terrified of what the original image might be

[trashboat]

that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[prokopetz]

I can think of no starker demonstration of commercialisation destroying culture than the fact that Rickrolling doesn’t work anymore because YouTube plays an unskippable two-minute ad first.

[demilypyro]

having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape

[disgruntledmushroom]

suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

a moodboard

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me in ancient Greece: *Accidentally steps on someone’s 300 Drachmae sandals they spent their life savings on*

Them: May you live in interesting times.

Me:

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[superpagangirl]

We raise bottoms to see each other as competitors. Not for jobs (H&M associate) or accomplishments (H&M Manager) which I think would be a good thing. But for the attention of tops.