[pepperjacklooovefragglerock]

When Danny Gray has his undercover identity exposed, he's left to suffocate in a concrete foundation. Two days later: he's back, and with the aid of an old friend and an unusual superpower, he strives to cement each member of the mob who left him for dead.

http://kck.st/2PxXsMs

[bobo-tucci]

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

[gomjabbar]

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

[downtroddendeity]

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

wow fuck that one tarantula

[jimintomystery]

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[raptorific]

The new headcanon is that Junkrat has never seen D.Va outside her mech and believes she’s an omnic who ate a teenage girl

[raptorific]

He sees her mech start blowing up and she pops out and he’s like “phew thank god that lil sheila got free of that tin can before it blew up” and then another one falls from the sky five seconds later and scoops her back up and he LOSES HIS SHIT

[thetrianglefandom]

D.Va: *gets back in her mech*

Junkrat: 

[airframeextender]

[deadzoan]

who the fuck did thi s i can ‘t br eathe

[stedilnik]

me, whispering to another MasterChef competitor next to me: Isn’t this about who gets to be the next Halo guy?

[queenwhiskey]

Rick and mortys a good show but people really gotta stop acting like its deep jusr because its got nihilism and tiny bit philosophy. Its one dude improvising half the scenes. Its juvenile humor stop acting like its actually some deep show u need to be smart to get.

[queenwhiskey]

The philosphy rarely goes deeper than “what if nothinf mattered??? At all? Wow arent i smart” just enjoy it for the dumb jokes stop trying to flex ur brain boner over a show with a character named mr poopybutthole

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[leonardcohenofficial]

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

[riverboatfrogs-deactivated20181]

make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break

[captaincrusher]

Here you have the Infinite Jukebox that will play an infinite version of What’s new pussycat, randomly jumping through the verses and never getting to the end. 

[leonardcohenofficial]

do you ever regret a post and the hell it creates

[captaincrusher]

I’m going to add to the hell. Apparently that URL has stopped working.

HERE’S THE NEW ONE!

[deerest-molly]

[onlowandhigh]

@kosmonaunt

[ruinedchildhood]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[mcsplatypus]

Say hello to Overwatch’s newest Hero: RipRat

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

[cupcakelogic]

oh no

[starsfelllikerain]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[jonbutter]

when someone in your friend group bad-mouths The Barenaked Ladies