well!

crouchin' on the outside | 26 - about

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[gwendolinechristie]

HAPPY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PACIFIC RIM!!

[theseaance]

you know what it is, bitch

[gwendolinechristie]

HAPPY 13 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PACIFIC RIM <3

[chromaticabrasions]

open rp

oh boy it is sure cold out here i wish a nice warmblooded human would invite me into their house to warm up becuz it is too cold out here for my also human blood in my human body so i need to be in a house with someone else with warm human blood oh boy

[wizardarchetypes]

hiiiiii <3 i live in a barn : )

[chromaticabrasions]

hello friend! may i step into your lovely barn and also do u happen to have warm human blood inside of you? smiles so sweetly at u

[wizardarchetypes]

i have the regular kind of blood. you can sleep in one of the stalls. what do you eat? is it timothy? we have a lot of that. i can put a bunch in one of those net bags for you.

[chromaticabrasions]

u…. u have timothy? lots of timothy ? for me? and i can sleep in a stall ;w; woaw…. no body has shown me this much kindness for two thousand years

[wizardarchetypes]

wwooooaaahhhh hold on. 2 thousand years? you're not a vampire are you....

[chromaticabrasions]

[oh no,,,, if he finds out that im a vampire and originally planned to kill him and suck his blood he might take back the hand of friendship he extended to me!]

i meant 2 years

im actually a very articulate horse. neighhh whinny etc 🐴

[wizardarchetypes]

Hmmm let me take a better look at you to be sure...

Well, there's always more room for another horse in here! Please, come in and enjoy some of this delicious timothy <3

(I pet your nose gently)

[chromaticabrasions]

*tearing up* thank you i love you i’ll be the best horse for you i promise i love you

[wizardarchetypes]

[now aware that this is a vampire but i assume they have something going on probably related back to their childhood so i'll let them pretend to be a horse until they're ready]

i love you too

[byjove]

ACTUALLY, MAD RESPECT HE WAS A MACHINE.

[myteetharewhitewithsin]

[hollisbrownthornton]

VHS — permanent marker on paper, 23 × 30 inches, 2010

Website — Instagram

[shortcircuit908]

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

[chemsexholmes]

Basically this is the best way to watch star trek

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[creekfiend]

"There is an indirect but tangible connection between my family’s inability to purchase health insurance, and the quality of the hors d’oeuvres at this party. The world that makes my childhood friends go on large, unnecessary detours to get a shot at their dreams is the same world that heaps largely unappreciated splendors on these party-goers. It’s not an intuitive conclusion to draw, but when you think about it, the reason this chocolate truffle tastes so good is that my brother and I went to a state school. The reason this champagne is on the house is that the house is largely on Africa, South America and rural India."

reading brennan lee mulligans essay about the parties of the mega rich to soothe myself

[wheezes55]

i wanna hug him sm

[alleysap]

goddd does he EVER shut up

full under cut

[hachinana87]

What, what?

[thomasmomwell]

[meradorm-archive-deactivated202]

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

[hamtron404]

More recent gk LA stuff

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)