Your deeds are your monuments 💥

Just a 20 y/o posting random stuff about pets, jokes, math, music and anything I might like. Also I really love pets, bye

[cappocat]

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[girljeremystrong]

why is this so funny

[pyaasa]

just found out that yesterday kim kardashian’s private jet produced 61 tons of CO2 emissions. over the last week drake’s private jet flights produced 182 tons of CO2 emissions. like what is even the point any more

[meatpuppit]

actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[seal-of-unknown]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight

[icarusalis]

[empresskaze]

Just thinking about the intimacy behind a very soft and gentle "Let's get you home."

[herbs-and-poultices]

Yes, lovely.

Also a fan of "Let's get you cleaned up" and "Let's get you to bed"

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[velvetys]

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

[mysharona1987]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[todaysbird]

BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

[colorschanging]

[tenoko1]

Guys, stop being crap to creators. You aren’t hurting Amazon. You’re stealing from writers.

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!