Skadoosh

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your feet, and the winds long to play with your hair

[dankxsinatra]

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[achillesinhighheels]

Sleeping Muse

By Misha Frid

[dorothyo]

[nondelphic]

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

[monchursouls]

The Snower……

[cumdumpstiel]

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[lonestatus]

most importantly if you learn about things you will be able to understand art better. or whatever fag shit it is you like

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[charl0ttan]

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cognitiveinequality]

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[stolenchapstick]

i have to remind myself everyday

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.