"All the world's a stage"

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[kristenwiiggle]

[apolohgy]

What is your sexual orientation?

i like boys but they make me wish i didn’t 

[buzzfeed]

perfect

[popculturebrain]

yes

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[sculpturesix]

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

She haunts me in the best way possible

[drunksuburbancollegegirl-blog]

I think about this video all the time

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

yooooo

[mysharona1987]

“We were never that close”

Yeah, I can see why.

[hussyknee]

I pity her daughter for the misfortune of being born to this piece of absolute shit.

[tlematimun]

[la-plus-heureuse]

okay but you should really read the full response to this though:

I am having a hard time wrapping my mind around this letter. I encourage you to reread it and to ask yourself that time-honored question, “Do I sound like a villain in a Reese Witherspoon movie?” You are, presumably, sympathetic to your own situation and are invested in making sure that you come across as reasonable and as caring as possible, and yet you have written a letter indicting yourself at every turn. This girl is “like a daughter” to you, and yet you want to shove her to the side of your other daughter’s wedding just because she walks with a limp. Your daughter’s wedding will be perfect with Katie as a full and honored member of the bridal party. A limp is not a fly in the ointment; it’s a part of Katie’s life. It is not only wrong to have asked your daughter to consider excluding her best friend over this—it is ableist, and cruel, and it speaks to a massive failure of empathy, compassion, and grace on your part. You must and should apologize to your daughter immediately, and I encourage you to profoundly reconsider the orientation of your heart.

[mysharona1987]

[dankmemermaid]

when theres about to be drama in the group chat

[junevevo]

Who the fuck makes tea like this?

[dankmemermaid]

i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat

[bloodytales]

[britishhusbands]

DRAG THEM 🙌🏼

[mulderscully]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this ajsjdkd

[thisistemporaryiguess]

direct action

[mxnrique]

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

[tiralatele]

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

Gmod

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chickenfarmersan]