That Person Who Is

they/them | My name is Aster, I am nonbinary, and I am alive

[multifaceted-muttgirl]

Itchy as fuck lice mummy

[lamialass]

random as fuck dice mummy

[gwendolyn-of-loxley]

expensive as fuck price mummy

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

jesus as fuck christ mummy

[felixcloud6288]

fried as fuck rice mummy

[woman-becomer]

two of them as fuck twice mummy

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[driflloon]

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

[everythingungodly-deactivated20]

[greniza]

what if my puppy best isn’t puppy good enough

[rhythmic-idealist]

Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

[rhythmic-idealist]

We human beings have discovered patterns of light and/or sound that kill some people and we should probably not have hissy fits about your right to fire a weapon at my mom. Like if you could put some text onscreen explaining the upcoming seizure-inducing patterns so that people can scroll away. That’s super fucking easy. i AM sorry that something as mindless as a tiktok edit could kill someone but hey, so could driving to work every morning, we all treat THAT accordingly (long, pointed stare. because yes we had better be treating that accordingly too)

The casual abundance of Thing That Kills People doesn’t mean you shouldn’t avoid killing people

[rhythmic-idealist]

#all media should have epilepsy warnings like all food should have allergy warnings#and if you disagree then I'll kick your ass

via @angst-and-fajitas

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[homunculus-argument]

I love that you're the type of person that thinks, "oh no, what if that baby doesn't know I'm a human, I'll have to take off my sunglasses just incase." You don't know that child, you don't have to care, but you did. That's pretty sweet.

It's statistically possible for me to live for 60 more years from now. Any child that I'm a dick to has a chance to remember my face and kick me in my geriatric nuts when they're grown.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[teaandtoastandthyme]

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

[byjove]

entering my lichen phase. they are so badass.

[ladytuarach]

Thank you @posttexasstressdisorder for the complete picture