Stuff I Collect To Show My Boyfriend

He likes to laugh

[my-dailydreams]

[sunny-sourzii]

They make me sick btw

[sirenja-and-stag]

Hannigram: red flags ignored because they’re too busy having a full conversation with their eyes~

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

actually god is weird about me

[sailorsally]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[the-real-seebs]

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

[boomcomplains]

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

[raingerr]

doing a little jig

[rollercoasterwords]

*giving you a tour of my tumblr dashboard* well that’s my mutual who posts beatles rpf and that’s my mutual who posts gifs of tv shows i haven’t watched and that’s my mutual who posts pictures of animals frolicking in fields or cool buildings or things like that and that’s my mutual who posts various images of men having sex. sometimes women too

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[pbeeanjay]

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

why are you as two blonde people dating

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

Oh Mein Gott die girlies auf zumblr leben in 1940!! Ja Ja!!!!!!

[beardedmrbean]

I love the midwest so much

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[importantcatpics]

[pealeii]

[jodiefosterwallace]

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[naamahdarling]

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

[defilerwyrm]

[hannibalism]

will: i fantasize about killing you with my hands

hannibal: haha and then what ;)

[bombsights]

we have omegaverse destiel at home | THE BOYS 5.05

bonus (likely thing for the world’s first omega to say):