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Howdy, i reblog/queue shit and sometimes post cats. My friends know me as Peri (He/They) Pfp by @Julymarte

[anywhoozles]

[aturnoftheearth]

google what does cheating on your wife feel like

google would you consider this cheating

google would you consider this cheating reddit

google signs i’m the cheater

[aturnoftheearth]

google i think i’m cheating on my other wife now

[bimbofication-beam]

OP I apologize in advance for this.

Hey bitch, you’re bold as fuck for posting this and tagging it yucking it up as some cheeky dig at me because Abney cheated on me with you when he went to divorce your demonic ass.

You literally lied to him about being terminally ill and got him to marry you after 4 months for “insurance” then you proceeded to make him do hospice care to hold up your lie and made him bathe you as some perverted trauma bond. You left him after he lost contact with his kid bc of you and said you were a lesbian and have been breadcrumbing him for the 2 years y’all were separated.

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

Lol you’re so cheeky! You’re an evil bitch you think you’re so special you had to become me to trick someone you traumatized into cheating with you? You’re pathetic. No one likes you for who you are bc who you are is a manipulative pathological liar so you have a different mask and different story for everyone in your life and it’s clear none of them have ever kicked your ass for it.

I wanna be you, huh? You’re a loser. The second you found out Abney was moving on with me you were so quick to insult me. Call me ugly. Downplay my accomplishments bc you could never be in NYFW. You could never be where I am as an entertainer and artist. You’re sick in the head for trying to bring me down with you.

And since you fucked a month ago on the day y’all divorced, you were either trying to trap him and be another demonic baby mama OR (more likely) you’re just a liar and thought faking a miscarriage would give you sympathy for being a homewrecker. Now I gotta get checked for STDs so I don’t get whatever’s festering in you that you keep trying to pass off as “terminal endo”.

I know you don’t give a shit and are selfish and don’t even care you ruined Abney’s life and my peace. But you’re not lying your way out of consequences anymore.

From the bottom of my heart, I hope you get every bit of negative karma you deserve, “Honey Chava Rubi Gilmore”.

[aturnoftheearth]

this post was about listening to new music

[aturnoftheearth]

[gingertomcat]

Update:

Double what the fuck

[aturnoftheearth]

[aturnoftheearth]

people reblogging this post again and now i’m desperately trying to figure out what new music i was talking about

[jewishseraph]

bumper sticker idea

[jewishseraph]

sequel

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[orcboxer]

do you hear the kitties meow? meowing the song of hungry cats, it's the music of the kitties who want wet food really fast

[discount-supervillain]

[ladydevoir]

@demilypyro

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[segamascott]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[britomartis]

[venonomnomicon]

my personal theory is that these are videos about hypnotizing yourself to be a cow / transform into a cow. thoughts?

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[campyvillain]

my mom made me watch the last part of stranger things w her last night and she kept getting frustrated that i was laughing every time the evil villain guy showed up because whenever he’d come onscreen i’d think abt this video of his actor in prosthetics trying to drink a bottle of coke and fucking dying and she was like WHATS SO FUNNY HE JUST KILED SOMEONE and i couldn’t form coherent words for liek 10 mjnutes the noises THE NOISES

[teathattast]

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[slunch]