Welcome to Peri-dice

Howdy, i reblog/queue shit and sometimes post cats. My friends know me as Peri (He/They) Pfp by @Julymarte

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[spitblaze]

[bonivers]

[magopescao]

Dancing mercenaries!! 🕺✨

[teaboot]

secretly mixing placebo into the groundwater

maaaaaan you can't SAY it's a placebo you'll compromise the integrity of your findings

[scenerwiththegreenery]

false! you can tell people they are getting a placebo and it still has an effect. [1, 2] happy placeboing!

[teaboot]

I AM EATING THE STUDIES

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[dietranch]

embarrassed

[peridarth]

Trying out some more weathering techniques on my armor

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

[sirobvious]

Turn off the computer

[codenamex96]

unplug the keyboard

[mangonetics]

Wallow in filth

[k-simplex]

Dream about me

[eviltits]

[teaboot]

My brother left me alone in his living room with a hockey interview on and I heard the interviewer ask something like 'what went wrong?' And the guy at the mic in the most tired voice just went "...everything" so I looked up to see who was being interviewed and it was a goddamn founding father

[teaboot]

Welcome back mister Thomas Jefferson sir

[enki2]

[cadillacjohnf1]

they put George in the torture cage

[urgetocreate]

John Brosio, State of the Union, 2011, oil on canvas

[jughead-is-canonically-aroace]

[thebusylilbird]

there’s a sequel !!

John Brosio, State of the Union 2, 2014, oil on canvas

[stupidusernamerequest-blog]

Oh sick!!! Big fuckin crows!!!

[askfordoodles]

OH SHIT EVEN BETTER

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[peridarth]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]