Powerkid

Special skills: Crying and dissapointing my parents. Hobbys: Procrastinating. Fears: Zombies

[perishmya]

He a lil fruitful and he knows it😌

[queernigga]

wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already?? 

[5u5]

okay if you ignore the others… but watch this one

[surprisebitch]

what episode of black mirror is this

[vinduster]

me

[superawessomeguy]

I love the theory that he is some sort of trickster or chaos god

[azombietale]

[nightsky-ler]

[helperhoopoe]

stop insulting yourself. it doesn’t help.

[rottentrauma]

But what if it’s true

[helperhoopoe]

it still doesn’t help. you can call yourself as many names as you want, but it won’t make you a better, happier, healthier or kinder person.

punishment doesn’t work. only positive reinforcement does. be kind to yourself and get better.

[daitoshi]

y'all can’t hate yourself into loving yourself. Saying mean things at yourself just makes you feel shittier.

[somethinginsideyourhead]

wtf was that

[somethinginsideyourhead]

it sounded like a car crash

[somethinginsideyourhead]

n-no…the two trucks….th-they couldn’t have..

[perishmya]

!They “Couldn’t have” what!??..

[perishmya]

My team name on South park: Phone Destroyer is “House of Army”, bc im also a slut for bts... so if anyone wants to join, be my guest.

[fatigued-cpu-deactivated2023042]

[autter-pop-old]

Laziness: I don’t want to put these clothes away, so I’ll do something else instead.

Executive dysfunction: I have to put the clothes away. I do. It’s easy. How do I start. I know I can do it, I’ve done it before, and it’s easy. Why am I still sitting here. Do it. It’s not that much. Pick up the clothes and carry them to your room. Pick up the clothes an—I’m still sitting. Why am I still sitting and staring at the clothes.

[goldnpoc]

*feelin up my own titties bc I can do so and they squishy*

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[sundial911]

[good-bad-darkegos-archived]

I got a new ship and it’s great

Smol sad doctor man turn big green machine and literal GOD OF THUNDER

[thunder clap]

I am contractually obligated to add in “[thunder clap]” whenever I say and/or write “God of Thunder”

[thunder clap]

[youregoingtobe-thedeathofme]

I’m more of a man of iron x green scientist man myself but

Agree

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[mlmgods]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Shaggy would never say that. This is far more accurate:

[perishmya]

[dowereallyneedthis]

are people who believe the word “straight” was created to “slur heterosexuals” somehow not aware of the extremely prevalent meaning of “straight” in the past to mean clean, proper, not on drugs, not involved in crime, not “bent” (used to mean gay), just a normal, respectable dude on a correct life path… like that’s what people meant when they said “he’s straight” before it became almost exclusively a sexual orientation term. they just meant he’s normal 

[dowereallyneedthis]

however, I do think we as a community should come up with some terms to slur heterosexuals

[haiderabd51]

[detectiveamysantiagoperalta]

The Venn diagram of people who like Brooklyn 99 and people who like John Mulaney is a circle