I Still Believe In Heroes @periwinkle-sprinkles - Tumblr Blog

Tony: *Scrolling through all the religious Tumblr posts* I LOVE SUCKING DICK. I LOVE SUCKING DICK. I LOVE SUCKING DICK.

That moment when you realize having a threesome takes the whole sharing is caring thing we learned in preschool to a whole new level...

My friend who claims to be a marvel fan didn’t even know how to spell Steve’s last name correctly

In conclusion she is no longer my friend

I am currently collecting the infinity stones so I can snap her out of existence

Everyone’s help would be greatly appreciated

Peter: *Crying in a corner*

Tony: What’s wrong son? What did they do to you?!

Peter: *Shakily holds up his phone to reveal the new Tumblr guideline notice*

Tony: What the fuck is this shit? Why the fuck would they go there? If my son wants to expose his nips he can do it whenever he damn well pleases!

Tony: I think my son is becoming a man more and more every day.

Clint: Yesterday Peter got a crayon stuck up his nose. It took him fifteen minutes to pull it out.

Tony: And today he managed to do it in ten.

My friend just sent me this with no context

I Still Believe In Heroes