it's me, jodie

17 /Canadian// I'll fight anyone who threatens my emo-ness

[shitpostinguniverse]

[timemachineyeah]

[helenvaughans]

unfortunately i do think that this is the greatest tweet of all time

[duncebento]

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[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[godstiel]

Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[guerrillatech]

[askinnyblackman]

civilty in US politics is fu*cking bonkers man you can have a preacher at a town hall calmly calling for gays to be publicly executed but if a politician responds to him “FUCK YOU” that politician would be the subject of a week-long tirade about some bullshit “this is a dark day in american history. i cannot believe a politician would say the f word. we are a country of people who respect others’ opinions uwu”

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

beksinski's paintings aren't even supposed to be weird poland is just like that

[gunsandfireandshit]

Literally just a Polish person going to 7/11

[dashaibo]

There's no 7/11 in Poland, they're going to, like, Billa

[mogielnik]

on my way to Żabka to purchase new flavour of monster energy

[classiclinds-deactivated2024103]

A person with an abusive nature will always register you standing up for yourself as an act of betrayal. Betray them.

[spacejelly710]

This is so important. As a good person, you may choose to stick around to prove to someone that you’re not a bad person. You have nothing to prove to a bad person. You cannot help everyone. You cannot fix everyone. It’s not your fault.

[grox]

Uh, honey? They’re nailing squidward to the cross

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[theropoda-deactivated20211210]

[fuks]

[barbieplasticsurgeon]

king