maximum occupacy has been reached

brandon gallifrey stands

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

[mulder-isms]

“This is your art teacher, mister Galligan”

[okaymad]

[greenjellies]

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s so focused. (via saraboulos)

[dustbats-deactivated20170918]

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

[chubbymon]

@grizzlywintz here’s the post I was telling you about.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

When you’re too worried about when the alarm’s going off… ⏰ (W/ Camden Foote )

[yarbug]

Choke me

[thatsthat24]

Don’t make me kinkshame my own vine

[softmotherswimming-deactivated2]

a) THIS IS TOO REAL RIGHT NOW

b) the last comment 😂😂😂

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

[bunnybratbanshee]

This happened to me in a mall in Texarkana

[chubbymon]

This happened to my friend with an Indian lady at the Alamo 😅

[moltres]

[tastefullyoffensive]

There are three types of people… (via akilan_shady)

[mickeygifsmain]

literally…..a masterpiece 

[poonany]

My shit

[ishipitlikeups]

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

[land-of-departure]

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[marvelgifs]

[colleenwngs]

[snorlaxatives]

[sandandglass]

[paulblarts-blog]

self confidence level: kelso