Realizing I've never actually done a masterpost of chapter 3 like I did for the prologue, chp 0, 1 and 2 ! So...here's part 1
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Realizing I've never actually done a masterpost of chapter 3 like I did for the prologue, chp 0, 1 and 2 ! So...here's part 1
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
what if we all explode
This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.
Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.
The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.
I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.
I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.
Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever
1. Light candle
2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it
3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it
4.
hey you know the blond guy in Sanctuary Moon? This little weirdo?
This is Jack McBrayer, and he is Alexander Skarsgård's best friend. and I do mean BEST friend:
they've been besties for over a decade. they go on vacations together. they go to EVERY RED CARPET EVENT TOGETHER. at the Murderbot premiere they posed like a couple at prom:
but no, they aren't actually a romantic couple. they're just two dudes who love each other and are comfortable showing their mutual affection in public. they tell wildly conflicting stories about their relationship to reporters, have long-running public bits and are clearly having the time of their lives together...
...so just remember that straight cis dudes desperately need role models to show them that affection without attraction is something to be celebrated, not denegrated. and I'm so glad these are the goobers doing it :,)
Fascinated by everyone's but especially American's desire to give medieval keeps, especially in colder regions, central heating (and I think Winterfell is to blame for this trope, where, to it's defence, the hot springs were not a matter of comfort but survival wrt the deadly fantasy Winter that's not real irl), because I'm always like. okay I know they told you in middle grade that castles were all cold and drafty but like ... no also what
There's generally going to be rooms dedicated to and build for warmth, the living quarters, both for nobles and their servants. This will be the central living tower, or parts of it called a Kemenate (literally 'room with a stove'), the great hall and work spaces around the kitchen. You can put the Kemenate on top of the hall to catch the big fires' and daily living's heat through the wooden floor, but you often can't put wooden stuff on top of the kitchens (that's a fire risk). If you have the money and space, you build a whole separate comfy place for living because you don't have to stay in the most defensible part of the castle all the time. These separate living buildings are also called Kemenate and are often build from wood, cob, brick etc.
People used to wear much more clothes indoors, including while sleeping, and those clothes were much thicker and sturdier than what we largely wear today. Every time you think of how cold those stone walls are, think about everyone wearing a linen shift + two-ish layers of wool on all body parts except hands and head + stockings and shoes + some kind of head-covering. In Ye Old Middle Ages, women are probably wearing a wimple, which is kind of like a modern Hijab in terms of coverage. People wear shifts, socks, and a head-covering to bed.
I think people used to radiators also really underestimate how much a large open fire/tiled stove heats up a room. Also, middle and northern Europe (as well as parts of Northern China) had and to this day have beds and benches build into tiled and cob stoves. Those fuck.
Beds are enclosed so you stay warm in them, either by curtains, in wall niches or with wood. There's also a type of bed that's inside a chest (like a coffin) so you can stuff your stuff inside during the day and put down the lid to use it as a bench. That's also another reason for people to always sleep in groups. Depending on the era, one of the jobs of a lady's maid or a retainer might literally be warming their master's bed. In early times and among servants, people also sleep in large groups in rooms together in general even outside a farming context, often with animals like pet dogs, too, which further warms everything up.
Walls are not bare, cold stone, but covered with a layer of plaster or cob, tiles or wooden panels, sometimes layered, and believe me, this makes such a difference. Source: I lived in a Ye Olde German Farmhouse with 70 cm thick stone walls and flag stone floor and all that converted to modern flats for a while.
On top of that you hang tapestries on the wall, which are not like modern printed cloth but basically wall rugs, sometimes several inches thick, and rugs or rushes (like a light cover of hay) on the floor on top of stone, tile, wooden panelling or a cob floor cover that goes over the heave flag stone. Pillows and blankets on all sitting surfaces, often on top of panelling (in the case of benches build into the stone). The roof of a room is also tiled, panelled or plastered. Upper stories will generally have wooden floors. Stories in a tower heat each other upwards, so the nicer rooms are further up.
The inner stone walls of a castle, even if stone and very thick, will heat up a few degrees in comparison to the outside walls if the castle is continually heated/lived in, and also trap heat inside, and this will make a difference. Inner walls might also be thinner and made of wood, cob or brick. You're defending against the outside, after all.
You put stuff in the windows. Holy shit. Screens of wood, horn, cloth or leather/hide, often treated for extra insulation. Why are these fantasy castles all so drafty.
Like, idk, I know Americans especially can't pop down to their nearby castle museum to have a look around, but even with people who can and do: The castles you'll see, even the ones who aren't 'ruined' are ruins. They're stripped down. I remember touring Norman towers in England, and those places do look dire and are cold because even if they're still standing, they're ruins. It makes such a difference to get to look at a castle that is still lived in, has been inhabited until recently, or has been historically restored where these amenities are preserved. The exact amenities will depend on the era, of course, but they'll be there. The publicly accessible parts of Burg Eltz are a great example to google, especially since I promise you, you have seen this specific castle before. They have pictures on their English language website here, and the German National Geographic has a few further inside pictures here. Seeing a place like that that isn't a ruin with bare, stripped walls, nothing in the windows, no decorations and furniture etc. makes you realise that yeah actually. My characters are probably just gonna go grab a pillow if their ass is cold on the window's stone bench. Blankets are a pretty old technology, humans (elves, dwarves, whatever) can figure that one out.
Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.
starling
Awesome rooster with shoes I made for my boyfriends birthday this year :]
Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?
Kai se riippuu kumpaa “puolta” panisit…
Kaikki paitsi suuseksi ois siis eläimiinsekaantumista. Entä jos se on päinvastoinen kentauri?
Eli siis niinku
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En tiiä ton panemisesta mut miten se liikkuis ja miks toi on ees olemassa ja mikä ois evoluution tarkotus noille käsille? haluan vastauksia
Käsillä ylttää haarojen välii
Tää koko postaus on yksi iso sekametelisoppa, josta liikkkuu 10 eri versiota.
I don’t understand Finnish but I really like this picture.
We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with centaur”. That picture is reverse-centaur.
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the finnish tumblr.
Musta tuntyy et tosta päinvastoin-kentaurista pitäis tehä suomitumblrin toteemieläin tms
Anteeksi tuplapostaus, mutta MILLAINEN anatomia päinvastoin kentaurilla mahtaakaan olla? :D Hevosen vai ihmisen sisäelimet ja missä suhteessa?
break the barriers guise
Tää postaus ei kuole koskaan
mä vihaan/rakastan tätä postausta niin paljon et tekee mieli puukottaa jotakuta
I don’t understand what is going on but the pictures
EI TÄS NÄIN PITÄNY KÄYDÄ
ja noiki viel
Oho.
Sä teit siitä my little ponyn!
tää on oikeesti mun suosikkipostaus koko tumblrissa
Eih
“And Satan said, let the Finnish people have tumblr!”
Enkä kyl kadu yhtään että sen tein
Pakko reblogata tää tähänkin blogiin koska tää on masterpiece josta voin kertoo tuleville sukupolville
kokeilin suomipaskageneraattorii ja
tää on hitosti kivempi lukee nyt kun dash ei oo täynnä viivoja
onneks niitä viivoja ei enää oo
pakko reblogata aina kun tulee vastaan, tää on yksinkertaisesti vaan legenda
Joo tää on sellanen ALWAYS REBLOG
Jos sitä nyt ajattelee, niin käänteismerenneidon paneskelu on ihan hyväksyttyä, nii miksei sitte käänteiskentaurin.
Tähän ilmestyy aina jotain uutta
Millasia jälkeläisiä noi kaks sais?
????????????
holy shit se on hieno
ei vittu mä haluun tollasen
So here’s the thing; I don’t understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone!
I don’t understand the words. I don’t need to be understand the words. I don’t want to understand the words. The pictures are fine
@junemermaid fyi
@xlostlenore should i be afraid to reblog this? i mean…if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao
The text is even wilder.
joka kerta kun nään tän postauksen se on erilainen
@carpedm87
@dem0ness pls explain
luna i couldnt explain the sacred reverse centaur if i tried
@varahai toivottavasti pitkä versio ei haittaa
Syvimmät kiitokseni!
Ens kesäkuussa käänteiskentaurin 10v synttärit……
I do not understand anything from the text but I’m okay with it and I agree wholeheartedly
Tämä postaus on lisätty Suomitumpun aineettoman kulttuuriperinnön luetteloon.
Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani
Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.
PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.
You guys missed the best part
Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS
They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO
I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.