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you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for

tuxedodan

yeah I'll be honest I don't know wtf possessed me here

mercury-moonlight

official-josh

junk-thunder

[designing every phone] okay cool now make push notifications take up the top section of the screen. yeah right over the menus and all the shit people need to interact with. yeah exactly just fuck people up whenever they're trying to do anything. do you think i'd make a pretty girl

mnysrmqqxwkfytqxfnqsyyhxkhs-dea

joshlovesyou

salmonballer

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

davaulthunter

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

sumverendus

sandpancakecat

awkwardexxodus

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

awkwardexxodus

the specific build in question btw

parchmentengineer

I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

spin-the-wheel-polls

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

spin-the-wheel-polls

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

gallusrostromegalus

It's me. Football Cat.

thesociologicalcinema

snapjaw-scavenger

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

kidzbopdeathgrips

orgy on ssris. call that "Genocide Route" because

ashes2caches

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.