High Quality Junk

I'm that guy on the internet who causes arguments and then watches from behind the scenes and the guy in real life being a professional asshole. But believe me, I'm a nice guy...

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[pessimistic-grip]

Thinking 'bout chicken strips 💭 #Mohawk #regrets #killme (at Portsmouth)

[bigeisamazing]

[prominent-nipple]

Ommgggggg

[dualityofbody-deactivated201702]

the music

[theinturnetexplorer]

The Beast!

[vaporwavevocap]

I’d like this vehicle.

[this-is-tall-privilege]

This would be one hell of a joyride…

[thirteenfunbreaker]

A five inch thick windshield?

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

“You ever wanted to just… Drive through a wall?”

“N… No Mr. President.”

“… But we could…”

[thedaydreamdweller]

Meanwhile, in the Netherlands…

[choped]

[juanonhell]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

[sandandglass]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[its-tuesday-again]

that’s my kind of price

[straightboyfriend]

[theconqueeror]

this just in: air is gay now

[nineteenfiftysix]

Hop Along - Powerful Man (Painted Shut, 2015)

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[brownsasori-deactivated20150328]

when you have a teacher thats easily distracted and you dont wanna do any work

[shittyidea]

Tape a skunk to your back and pretend to be a skunk

[shittyidea]

Roll a joint using pages from the Bible

[stability]

[xcayde6]

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