-Kelsa-

18 Pronouns: Whatever you want Panromantic, Demisexual, Gender Fluid

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I have seen so many bullshit on my Insta that Annabeth is “Abusive and Toxic” or Percabeth  is a toxic relationship. 

... WHAT!!?

People hate on Annabeth for being rude to Rachel. She was never a first choice in her family, her father either prioritized work or his new family, Annabeth’s step mom prioritized her own children then Frederick then Annabeth, so when she met Percy who actually, genuinely cared for her and seemed to like her suddenly seems to like a mortal, then anyone would be jealous. You haters are trying to say that you wouldn’t be jealous and mad if you were in Annabeth’s shoes? Yeah, I thought so. 

People also hate on her for Judo Flipping Percy. 

🤦‍♀️

Percy is a DEMIGOD. He’s been through MUCH WORSE! A Judo Flip is hardly enough to cause him pain. 

We do not accept Rachel slander either. Anyone would fall in love with Percy especially when a lot of people have described him as looking like a god, similar to Poseidon (Who is pretty good looking).

Also people think the nickname ‘Seaweed Brain’ is abusive of some sorts. *disappointed sigh* It’s not. If it was, Annabeth who is very good at reading body language, would have stopped. Percy may have claimed to hated being called that during the Bronze Dragon side story, but times have changed. it’s a way of showing love. Like how people in love call each other many things. 

Here 👉: Some logic and Braincells for those who lack it. 

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Talbott: Crushes are the worst.

MC: Yeah. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. 

Talbott: Pfft. But you’re always acting stupid. 

MC: *sweating nervously* yeah don’t think about that too hard. 

Talbott: 

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It’s 2021 and there’s still some people teasing people for watching dub anime. 

Smh, educate thyself if that is you. Everyone has their own preferences. 

There could be people who are blind and don’t understand Japanese and require the dubbed. Some people could actually prefer it over the sub. Some people prefer both. 

I have to agree that the sub does sound better but that doesn’t give you the right to mock people for their preferences. 

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Angst

no because, could you imagine Camp Half-Blood’s reaction to Annabeth’s note popping out of nowhere during dinner and hoping its like good news, but they find out that she and Percy are in Tartarus. 

Like can you imagine Chiron’s reaction, to two of his most precious half-bloods in Tartarus. Or Annabeth’s siblings reactions or Tyson’s!!?

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Demigod Rant part 6: Hades:

Children of Hades who look so bright and happy, people doubt their godly parentage. 

Children of Hades who are so naturally bubble, its a shock to see them get angry and furious. 

Children of Hades who can manipulate Infernal fire but can’t use it all the time as the flames are too powerful for a mortal body to handle. So every time they use it, it burns themselves (Dabi Basically)

Children of Hades who felt their loved ones dying at a young age but being too young to know what it meant. 

Children of Hades whose anger rocks the earth, fire burning in their eyes as they go to avenge the d*eath of fallen loved ones. The enemy realizing they fucked up and would rather face an angry Kronos than them. 

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Demigod Rant Part 5: TW: Mentions of d*eath, violence abuse, etc. 

Children of Ares:

Sweet children of Ares who have few campers doubt if they’re father really is Ares. 

Sweet Children of Ares who aren’t as cocky or arrogant as their siblings but still loves them very much. 

Sweet Children of Ares who don’t get angry when bullied or pressured. 

Sweet Children of Ares snapping during the Battle of the Labyrinth and the Last Olympian because they saw their fellow campers and siblings lying on the ground d*ad. Showing their father’s battlelust and rage, the fallen bodies of campers adding fuel to the fire. 

Children of Ares in general, if you need to talk to someone about past trauma,a*use and trauma from being s**ually harassed. them being unable to handle their rage and going to confront the assailant and beating the shit out of them. 

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Demigod Rant Part 4: TW: mentions of s**cide, panic attacks, blood, trauma.and depression 

It’s a bit PJO X Harry Potter crossover

I believe that children of Aphrodite can know when someone’s love confessions are just to humiliate the one on the receiving end and gets really mad and sprays designer perfume in their eyes. 

Children of Aphrodite that can sense the Amortentia in a drink and dumps it on the floor while the one who gave the drink gets put into detention because using Amortentia and drugging people is a serious no no. 

Children of Aphrodite that can calm down students getting a panic attack with their soothing voices and convincing depressed students and campers to not j*mp off the Astronomy Tower or vice versa. 

Children of Aphrodite calming down students and campers who are fatally injured and telling them that it would stop hurting soon and that they would be perfectly fine. 

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Demigod rant part 3:

I highly believe that Demeter children can’t get high on weed or get affected by Tobacco. 

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Demigod Rant part 2:

I whole heartedly believe that children of Dionysus cannot get drunk. Like that’ll be a life long blessing they’ll get after getting claimed in one of the camps. Similar to Aphrodite’s beauty blessing but not necessarily for a week or less. 

I mean, if they can get drunk, then they won’t get any liver problems from drinking so much. 

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Now, I’ve seen a lot of people commenting on Bakudeku posts or Tododeku posts like: dEkU isn’t gAy he’s sTrAiGhT!! (Or for any other characters as well)

As much as I ship them, Izuocha doesn’t make sense either. Because, think about it, Deku has never had a female friend before-- he didn’t have any friends before! So for the time being he just sees Ochaco as a very good friend. He gets flustered because he’s never spoken to a girl before. 

Ochaco however, definitely has a crush on Deku but little broccoli boy doesn’t reciprocate her feelings... yet. 

And the thing is, yes, we know that Deku and Bakugo and Todoroki or any character aren’t gay. But its not hurting anyone, we know the ships we ship will never happen and that Izuocha will be endgame as the manga progresses. We’re just shipping characters and filling a hole in our heart because there’s so little LGBT+ representation in any media. There are upcoming LGBT based animes and movies that are being made but there’s copious (Almost too much) straight representation (And that’s ok too)

I do not speak on behalf of the toxic fans of the MHA fandom. But to those who are actually chill. Don’t hate on the anime because of majority of its fanbase are toxic people. 

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I have a strong belief that children of Apollo can’t get sunburned. 

thank you for coming to my ted talk. 

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I honestly wish that in the Heroes of Olympus series after the events of Percabeth in Tartarus, we could have gotten more of Dark Percy. Like Rick, please, you show him going berserk once in Tartarus and its suddenly not there? 

If there is gonna be a standalone of Nico and Will quest in Tartarus for Bob, please show like.. Nico snapping or like getting a power upgrade. It was shown that Hades could conjure up a black flame and its Dark infernal fire. It would be cool seeing Nico as a child of Hades manipulating something other than the dead like Percy with the poisons. 

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As much as I love *Adrien being blind* memes, he's actually pretty smart. He suspected Marinette as Ladybug once and even pieced it together in Chat Blanc.

It's really Marinette who's blind. Her crush who she knows the schedule of can't seem to piece things together with Chat and Adrien.

Marinette as Ladybug looks the same just with the costume so she might assume that Chat Noir looks the same in his civilian form.

Whereas, Adrien' hair gets more tousled and his eyes turn green and thinks that Ladybug's civilian form might look different.

So they're both blind.

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Barnaby: *playing with a puffskein* Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.  Merula: *used to Barnaby’s antics* sure they are, Barnaby. MC: *adding in* Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.  Bill: Okay.  Tonks: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.  Merula:... Bill: ... Madam Pince: *who was on her way to send them out of the library for being too loud*... Barnaby: *oblivious* Lobsters are mermaids for scorpions.  Merula, Bill and Madam Pince: *crying* Barnaby, please stop.  MC: *infatuated* No, please, continue. 

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Cat Noir: Rena! Have you seen the thing!? Rena Rouge: What thing? Cat Noir: *already running and answering distractedly* You know... the thing! I seem to have misplaced it and its of great importance--- Ladynoir/Adrinette child: *crawling in * Dada!! Cat Noir: There it is!! (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ Rena Rouge:...  Ladybug: You mean... our child!!? Ladybug: Get back here Cat!!! ╰（‵□′）╯

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Chloe: I can’t believe my Adrikins is stuck in that room with Dupain-Cheng!! Alix, Alya, Mylène, Rose, and Juleka: *swallowing multiple copies of the room key* how truly unfortunate.

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Roger: I’m pulling you over because you’re trying to fit three people in a motorcycle.  Ladybug, Carapace and Rena Rouge: Wait, three!!!? Roger: Yes, you and the other two-- Carapace: Cat Noir fell off!!!