Green Eggs and Swag

Just a girl who thinks she's a lot funnier than she actually is

[gioparkaia-deactivated20190108]

[peter-capaldildo]

MAJOR MOOD

[afloweroutofstone]

This website becomes so much more tolerable once you just start blocking people on a whim

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[armandyke]

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

[sbnkalny]

“Parmesan cheese 3 boxes lasagna noodles and layer in pan; first, meat sauce; second, noodles; third, cottage Cheese with eggs and cats. I just want to tell you that real orca dick 🐋🐋🐋🍆🍆🍆”

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[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[hyah-through-hyrule]

[randomsplashes]

big mood

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[pururin]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[newyorkartdepartment]

NADA NY 2018 - NYAD Favorite 👀 Beverly Semmes At Susan Inglett Gallery - New York, US Booth 1.05 . . . . . . @newartdealers #nadany2018 #NYArtWeek #BeverlySemmes #SusanInglettGallery (at Skylight Clarkson Sq)

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

[s-tu-deactivated20160514]

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[thestateonmtv]

[cakejam]

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

earlier I had an exam in my textile history class and the girl to my left was obviously stumped because she was fidgeting/tapping her pencil on her desk furiously and I was like dam what is she stresst about, so I looked over and saw that she was on a short response question about silk production and all she had written was “The worm” and idk why it was so funny to me but I couldn’t concentrate for the duration of the test and I think I failed

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I know that mail like. works. like the United State Postal Service for the most park works out and I get my packages and my mail but like.

I’m tracking a package and yesterday it was in California and now it’s on Ohio and I realize I have no idea how the mail Happens.

It like.

it’s just out there happening, you know? All around us. Mail every day. And I don’t understand a single thing about it.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

mail man: *hands me my package* me: thank you, powerful sorcerer