Born For Greatness

Chugging caffeine and hating God. Peter, 23, Ohio

[harmony-is-happiness]

[knowing]

[mooseblogtimes]

[gold]

IM DYING

[cantpronouncefromtivoli]

This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website

[swarnpert]

why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

[chiquitabandana-blog]

Lmao right

[enfranchisement]

beat your depression

beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die

[staff]

Oh no, we lost our horses

We had 10 horses just a second ago. Now we don’t have any horses. Can you help us find our horses? 

[photophorez-blog]

sure i’ll help! if you stop being wacky and ban all the nazis on this site

[thehauntedmansion2003]

@staff

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

@staff deleting this post from ur blog wont make it go away u should kno this bcuz u literally made the site this way

[larchcoin]

some of you wont shut up including me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ever wonder if Neil Armstrong told jokes about the moon but ended them off with saying “Ahh you had to be there”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Decorating space is art and decorating time is music.

[actuates]

People have a habit of showing up in your life again, just after you’ve started to recover from the hell they caused you.

Them (via actuates)

[sparrow-prophecy]

The alphabet shown symmetrically. Source unknown.

[hollowedskin]

no this is a sigil to summon a typographer

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

[pleatedjeans]

[whitney-hayes]

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

if u ever see a girl awkwardly trailing after a stray cat trying to get its attention that’s probably me