your neighbourhood possum

danger era taemin can step on me with his gucci slippers Xx

[captain-price-returns]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[64mpg]

*trying to act natural and befriend you* have mercy on my damned soul???

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[heartseeker]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[segamascott]

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

[6fft4-deactivated20240911]

how do you mean

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[randominteresting]

This is the courtship dance of the Peacock spider.

[nextlevelsmp3]

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane