Please don't tell mom you found me

adult blog. 🔞I'm ace & this is my NSFW blog.🔞 • minors DO NOT FOLLOW DNI • 1995er. [ The blog name is a dark joke. I don't have a living mom ]

[petrichor-pith]

The things I'm thinking about may not be suitable for all viewers.

[petrichor-pith]

I want to draw things I really shouldn't while at work....

[petrichor-pith]

This exhausted Villian archetype looks like Eirika's uncle and he's ASKING if that's her? Sir excuse me but you were probably at her baby shower

Valter the Moonstone, Who apparently rides a Zuubat to battle. I wonder if they knew about Harry McDougal? XD

Seth is so cliché knightly I love him already I can't wait to make him suffer.

This man has Whump written all over his tapestry

[petrichor-pith]

So, a friend is loaning me FE games so I can FINALLY play them

If any of y'all spoil me I'm blocking you! 😤

[bebx]

I’ll see a fictional man (hwang in-ho) with sad brown eyes, tragic backstory, deep trauma that resulted in a helpless cry for tenderness and a shameful need to be held and loved, all buried underneath violence and a corrupted morality, and then I remember I’m not above temptations of the flesh and whump fanfiction

[questions-about-blorbos]

tag your blorbo

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[spicymotte]

okay guys we gonna shoot some rounds to keep the rent low

I am absolutely pro kink. don’t care what you crank your hog to. I don’t care about problematic or ‘taboo’ kinks, and I enjoy some of them!

don’t like something? unfollow, block, move on (that’s a pro move, I know, but I believe in you)

[petrichor-pith]

Testing testing 123

Can I get this Mature Tagged? Let's see....

[kristianasquill]

You know what? Forget the discourse. This is no longer my hill to die on.

You wanna ship canonically aspec characters because “aro/ace people can still date/have sex”? Okay, then. LET’S DO IT.  I wanna see an aromantic character with an alloromantic love interest. I wanna see that confession of undying love and the moment when the aro character says they will never feel the same way—not romantically.

I wanna see the asexual character with their allosexual partner. I wanna see that moment when the ace characters tries sex with their partner for the first time because they want to make them happy only to realize that they are 100% sex repulsed.

I wanna see the two demiromantics who don’t even know if what they feel is romantic attraction, but they adore each other and just want to make healthy snacks together and destroy each other at Mario Kart.

I wanna see the two aces who love sensual affection and are figuring out what they define as sexual or not.

I wanna see the romance + sex neutral aroace who happily and consensually does whatever makes their partner happy…but their partner still struggles with feeling undesired. 

Oh, babe. You thought shipping an aspec character would be just like shipping an allo character? 

[petrichor-pith]

This genuinely made me feel so seen. I love a-spec shipping so much, but it's so rarely treated with the bittersweet hand that is the a-spec experience.

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

The Dom should be praised too

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

This applies doubly, x10 tbh, to transfemme doms. You NEED to be nice to her, you NEED to let her know she is doing a good job. That transfemme dom might have a lot of issues with her self worth, she may have been used up and left a discarded husk so many times.

Sorry but I got sick of scrolling through the notes on this on desktop and seeing all the red usernames marked by shinigami eyes reblogging this.

I'm a transfemme dom and I'm proud of it. Take care of us. Love us.

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

And then no one reblogged this version

[thoughtkick]

“Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you.”

— Iain Thomas

[zizygy]

say it with me. you do not have to be working through something to like whump. you do not need to have trauma to enjoy hurting/seeing characters get hurt. your ocs do not have to be self-inserts or reveal deep and buried parts of your psyche

you can just like shit

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[petrichor-pith]

Uwaaaaa I could tease them like this forever 💕💕💕

[gebo4482]

Dorohedoro

[petrichor-pith]

LOOK AT HIMS

[petrichor-pith]

I was thinking about The Character and had a great idea and it hit me so hard I functionally walked through a door in my brain, and forgot everything I had just thought of and found myself awash in a sea of The Character.

I am now stranded on The Character Island, but there is not enough here. I had a ripe The Character fruit and it got snatched outta my hands when I blinked and now I am hungry.

[petrichor-pith]

Sorry for the break in otome content I was thinking about a character