two faced bitches never lie !

therefore i never lie !

[petrigrof69]

this blog is 18+ only. minors dnf

betty / rae • she/her • fictive • body is 24

commissions | art tag | twt | toyhouse

our main is @twinleafsystem

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

Not soulmates but it always had to be them and they weren't destined to be together but they were doomed to be but also it took everything for them to get here and also it was never supposed to happen but also it always was and had to happen this way. Hope this helps

[4kihik0]

Eileens birth story

[petrigrof69]

being a fictive is so funny. me when my goal is fulfilled (goes dormant) But then simon is mentioned (wakes up for the first time in months like its only been a day) hey guys. whats hangin

[bgm05]

new type of guy discovered

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[lacefuneral]

good for him!!!!

[wu-yuanzhao]

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

[windowshrt]

used ublock to delete 90% of features from this site so now i logon and it is simply my posts. and silence

[windowshrt]

[soundtestmenu]

heartbreaking: textually supported transfem headcanon dominated by transmasc projection

[nailgunstigmata]

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

[foreman]

bro lets go to the grocery store pleaseeeeeee im bored pleaseeee no dude listen lets go look at the drinks dude theres so many, lets go to the deli bro maybe get some chickennn action going. you know i fuck with some hot chicken bro cmon bro lets get pepperoni sticks bro i need deodorant fuckkkkkk dude i need an arizona theyre on sale for 70 cents right now thats just a free item at that point man lets go cmon i know you love the mucho mango

[trashdogultimate]

why do people love rubbing buzz cuts so much

[trashdogultimate]

learning so much

[plounce]

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

[plounce]

some of them don't even read posts.

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[clearskjes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

good work everyone

[autistic-michael-queerler]

[arachnofiend]

People who are like "ugh ELVES don't get enough credit" are genuinely the swifties of fantasy

[greelin]

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

[greelin]

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[psychuan]

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible