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#extradirty
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@petrparkr
hi!!!!
okay, so I decided to make an actual public tumblr account. ive had an account for a while, but ive never done anything with it. its just been here collecting dust for who knows how long, but finally ive decided ill start posting.
oh, and if you didn't know,
im peter parker
(the best SI intern)
please talk to me <3
(abandoned !!! go to @peterparker-official instead)
Peter: 1. Grow up and have children. Peter: 2. Hide babies all around the house. Peter: 3. When my kid asks "Where do babies come from?" Respond with "Where DON'T babies come from?" and pull one out of a cabinet. Natasha: Example number 24876 of why Peter shouldn't have children.
Tony: what is E=MC²
Peter: Energy= Monster × Coffee
Harley: Energy= maraujana × coke
*Natasha walking into the bathroom* Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!? [Peter is dressed in a Black Widow suit with his hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel] Peter, pointing at Natasha excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!! Natasha: No it isn’t Peter. Peter: Who’s Peter? Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who! Natasha: Take that stuff off. Peter: Ria! Get in here and settle this! Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Ria.’ Maria: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw! Natasha: Maria, you’re encouraging this! [Clint comes in] Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing. Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!
*pokes*
Oh hi!
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Your wife stabbed me now everyone is concerned over the fact I’m bleeding out
Tell everyone to calm down
You’re STILL bleeding?
Now I’m concerned
Not anymore! @imnothulk patched me up
Then why are you mad?
CAUSE I WAS STABBED
Sorry
*I cry a little*
Apologize to Bruce- he’s the one that got all upset about me being stabbed.
But you got stab
*I keep crying*
He’s pissed about it
@imnothulk sorry
*I shuffle away*
I'm still pissed, why'd you stab him anyway?
He was being annoying and he ate my last pudding cup
SO YOU SMACK HIM NOT STAB HIM!? HE COULD'VE DIED
*I cry harder*
I stopped the bleeding
You in fact did not stop the bleeding, I stopped the bleeding and I patched him up. Crying won't do anything just don't stab anyone ever again
Ok
But my stitches didn’t hold? I stitched him up
No they didn't hold, I'd like to go back to my previous statement, don't stab people, you're pregnant, stabbing causes stress. Stress is bad, don't stab people.
Ok.
Okay, good
*I keep crying*
*I shuffle over to @theironcan and I smack Tony*
ACK-
You ate my pudding
No I didn’t?! I haven’t had pudding in months!
THEN WHO ATE IT
*I keep smacking Tony*
*Tony activates his suit* I don’t fucking know!
*glares*
*bites Tony*
You’re biting vibrainium.
Fuck you
*glare*
Take off the suit. Let’s fight
*I grab a suit*
How do I put this on?
It’s only programmed to me and Colonel Rhodes.
Over rode the program
You can’t-? It’s the in the literal framework of the program. You don’t have the chips in your wrists.
Give me a chip then
No.
I’m going to fight you old man
We’re not fighting
Then who ate my last vanilla pudding
Why the fuck would I know?
Why was there a empty vanilla pudding cup in your lab
Lots of people are in my lab. Harley, Peter, Bruce, Bucky when I need to fix his arm, Shuri sometimes
Which Bucky?
I Donno
Whats Harley’s @? Which Peter? What’s his @?
@whatarethooseshuri did you eat my last pudding cup?
Why would I say?
Tony…….
What? I shouldn’t be subjected to interrogation for something I didn’t do and GOT STABBED FOR
THEN THROW SOMEONE ELSE UNDER THE BUS
@harleykeener69
@tonys-favorite-intern
@petrparkr
@reallyreallyspiderman
Someone needs to confess please!
wait what happened
Peter: *lifting weights*
Tony, 1 inch from him: *worriedly looking if he’s alright*
Clint: why on earth is he trying to lift such a heavy weight?
Peter: oh I just wanna be strong.
Peter, internally: i wanna hug a panda.
peter parker’s doing online school and joining class from the spider suit
@peterparkermans @petrparkr
well, firstly, im not spider-man. secondly, i agree.
@respect-the-hyphen do you do this??
Well- they did say peter parker ? You're Peter Parker aren't you ???
yeah, but, like, they said i would join class from the spider suit. as in spider-man's suit. kinda haveta be spider-man to have that suit
Which implies that you are Spider-man
yeah and im not, so y'know
peter parker’s doing online school and joining class from the spider suit
@peterparkermans @petrparkr
well, firstly, im not spider-man. secondly, i agree.
@respect-the-hyphen do you do this??
Well- they did say peter parker ? You're Peter Parker aren't you ???
yeah, but, like, they said i would join class from the spider suit. as in spider-man's suit. kinda haveta be spider-man to have that suit
peter parker’s doing online school and joining class from the spider suit
@peterparkermans @petrparkr
well, firstly, im not spider-man. secondly, i agree.
@respect-the-hyphen do you do this??
well wouldn't you like to know PARKER
that's. that's why i asked, my guy
peter parker’s doing online school and joining class from the spider suit
@peterparkermans @petrparkr
well, firstly, im not spider-man. secondly, i agree.
@respect-the-hyphen do you do this??
well wouldn't you like to know PARKER
that's. that's why i asked, my guy
peter parker’s doing online school and joining class from the spider suit
@peterparkermans @petrparkr
well, firstly, im not spider-man. secondly, i agree.
@respect-the-hyphen do you do this??
@petrparkr I’m bored come hang out with me :((
lmao sure where you at brother
Im in the lab I have fire
is it chemical cause if not ill bring us some marshmallows
@petrparkr I’m bored come hang out with me :((
lmao sure where you at brother
Peter: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Natasha: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
Some day I'll be as gay as harry osborn
Mj: Do you think your aunt likes me?
Peter: May literally begged you to marry me
