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A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change in the pulpit.

At home he was shy, quiet and retiring but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people. One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached. “Ah,” he said, “that’s my altar ego.”

veryfunnymemes

skybounty

This is a conversation for some reason. This girl with type 4c hair is getting critized for her hair. I looked on the H&M site and everyone hair is messed up. She getting critized because H&M "did her dirty". My opinion is she looks fine. See.. this is what happens to black 4c hair when it's natural. Black people always say "where your hair natural" but can't take it when it looks like this. Stop flip flopping and love your black people. We don't all have curly or straight hair. I'm done.

pluriipotence

Not at all because this looks ROUGH. I know because i have short 4c hair and i Style it so that it looks good when i go out. hm did do this girl dirty cos it dont even look like they tried with her hair, she probably put it up in a ponytail on her own n took the damn pic cos they dont care. The argument is that they couldve atleast TRIED to style her hair instead of just doin the laziest fuckin hairstyle n kept it pushin KNOWING tht she didnt look good

radgalniya

but they didn’t style anyone’s hair, not even the little white girls and no one had a problem w the way their hair looked. the look for the models was to show them how their natural hair is after a crazy day at school or whatever.

theoriginalblackbarbie

“I style it so that it looks good when I go out” I’m confused she said her own natural hair isn’t good enough without pomade?

saturnineaqua

This child looks fine. She looks like she might be going to play or ride bikes or something.

pippinpaddleopsicopolisthe3rd

People should stop projecting their self hate on this child. Y'all are gonna give her a complex about her hair

dreamilypurpleoutcast

drdougdouglass

meetnategreen

agent-of-empathy-deactivated202

tbh as weird as Riverdale is no scene will ever be weirder than Archie and Veronica singing "All Around Me Are Familiar Faces" while Betty pole dances and strips in order to join a biker gang.

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

drsarcasticraspberry

@ everyone i am begging you to please NEVER ever explain Riverdale to me because it is infinitely more entertaining for me to just occasionally hear random things that happened on the show and have zero context for them. i am greatly enjoying Riverdale this way, in fact, and i don’t want my experience of the show to be ruined by (a) actually watching it or (b) understanding what the fucketh is going on with it

bunjywunjy

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

bunjywunjy

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

bunjywunjy

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

bunjywunjy

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

bunjywunjy

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

digitaldiscipline

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

bunjywunjy

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

bunjywunjy

*roar sound effect*

bunjywunjy

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

bunjywunjy

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

crochetninja

There’s more!

nuggsmum

I love.

bunjywunjy

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

bunjywunjy

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

bunjywunjy

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

bunjywunjy

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

bunjywunjy

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

captainsteveevans

I lost it at the googly eyes in that one picture! 😂

nuggsmum

Always reblog Wexter. Always.

zayngf

men are like i cheat on my wife ... to cope

sabannlynnn-deactivated20221203

this is my emotional support side hoe

i-hate-chick-fil-a

Literally 😂

I bet it’s gay in polish too

We need more LGBT history in schools

cross-country-suggestions

heckn-cucumbers-man

cross-country-suggestions

that’s when you run cross country

heckn-cucumbers-man

make your own post

cross-country-suggestions

ok

ahva-deactivated20250409

white person: i hate people of color lol

poc: that’s literally racist-

white person: hey can you please delete this post? i was having a panic attack and that’s why i called you racial slurs behind your back for three months on skype. also how do i ever now youre a real P.OC. person when you’ve never posted a selfie? jfc you racefakers are vile… and honestly this post seems really… ableist to me?? like just say you hate people with bpd lmaooo

#tw ableism #tw poc #why is this bitch calling me racist when all my ids are japanese