headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER

pixel skylines
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kaledo Art

Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
Today's Document
trying on a metaphor
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
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@petulantcacti
headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song
#Welcome back, Sharpay
High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)
we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it
i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.
In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.
what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.
oh how the turns have tables
The absolute fear in his voice climbing over the course of the clip, peaking when he says "THIS IS SO MANY DIFFERENT DAYS!!!!!"
im bored who wants to play chess with me
um... i made all of them horsies bc that's my favorite. sorry
oh i don't mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)
omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
who cares if tjis is against the rules..... who am i to stop my horsey from saying hello to yours
Do your part to stop the second coming and fuck that computer.
david tennants so funny to me cuz hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot
David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants
i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.
Change my mind
for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next
michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut
i didn’t think this could get better but then it did
The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom
in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine