Had an idea at work today.
Fucked up evil sushi roll that hurts you:
- lay seaweed flat, spread rice on it
- thick layer of wasabi
- lots of sushi ginger
- raw cloves of garlic
- sriracha
- entire green onion with the white part
- peppercorns
- seeds of spicy pepper of choice
- bonus points for any other pungent aromatics you have sitting around
- serve with vapor rub garnish on the plate (don't eat it it's just for atmosphere)
PLEASE GO WATCH THIS
(Credit to @peveral424 for this. viewing experience)















