dil truther

phan is not real, but dil is!!!! ⋆⭒˚｡⋆₊ the phorrors persist, but so do i ⋆⭒˚｡⋆₊

[phan-is-not-dil]

can’t you see dan is upset about “phanification” because it completely excludes his name?? wake up people!! phan is not real because they clearly want to be called DIL! they even named their simulation child that, how much more proof do you need?

[phan-is-not-dil]

⋆⭒˚｡⋆₊ the phorrors persist, but so do i ⋆⭒˚｡⋆₊

clearly they changed the order of their names because i called them out in my last post and they’re trying to cover up the fact they’re actually called dil 🙄🙄

phil and dan = phan, dan and phil = dil !!!

[phan-is-not-dil]

dan + phil = dil 🥰

phil + dan = phan 🙄

their entire brand is built around being DAN & PHIL, whyyy would you suddenly change the order for the ship name?? make it make sense!!

[phan-is-not-real]

what would you prefer your name to be if someone writes a fanfic? should they do a full phan-is-not-real or are not or pinr okay?

(got an ask about it and wanted to see what you think)

-@actuallynot-is-real

i'm on my way to your house with a knife

[phan-is-actually-real]

@actuallynot-is-real he's joking, we prefer not and actually <3

[phan-is-not-real]

do you want me to come over to yours instead

[phan-is-actually-real]

i wouldn't be opposed (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[phan-is-almost-real]

actuallynot is almost real too!!

[actuallynot-could-be-real]

I don’t know I don’t think we have enough insight into their relationship to be assuming things like this. It’s totally possible tho!

[phan-is-not-dil]

ugh come on guys clearly they wanna be called notactually as a nod to the famous romcom Love Actually 🙄

[epicb00knerd]

guys I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything but i just have a hunch that phan is real

[phan-is-actually-real]

yes!!

[phan-is-almost-real]

well, almost…

[phan-could-be-real]

mm. well. maybe???

[is-phan-real]

Is it though? Is it really?

[phan-was-real]

you are all wrong

[phan-is-complicated]

it's actually a little more complicated than that...

[phan-is-not-real]

no. phan is not real. and all you copycats should shut up.

[phan-is-not-dil]

well…