bubblegum bitch

prison skin keeps us safety pinned

[samuraseiichi]

you the who

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[sphinxgirlbaeddel]

does anyone have more of these

[sphinxgirlbaeddel]

found the one I was looking for

[fatbitchheftynaturals]

The low quality was getting on my goat and then I just decided to do a buncha others anyhow

[daenystheedreamer]

the world is so fucked up i just wanna ram my dick in jaime lannister but i got this stupid fucking vagina fuck this life

[tixij]

[ip2lb]

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

[rockergiirl]

starting a new social media that's like tumblr but better and calling it Y

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

What interesting bugs will Y have?

[rockergiirl]

known bugs on Y 1.0

the menus for looking at your post on your feed, on your profile, and when someone has rescrungled it have different options, some of which are important such as editing only being able to be done on other people's rescrungles of your post. This has caused people to have to create two accounts, one as their main, and one for being able to edit their posts from its rescrungles when no one else does

in the share menu still refers to it as Twitter and uses the old logo (elon will have to sue me himself to fix it)

sometimes if you scroll too fast on your feed page you are left on a blank screen with Ytholemew (the site's mascot) staring back at you

the url given for sharing a post directs to U.com because I fat fingered the U key when typing the url

there is a duplication glitch with the notes on a post (someone has already caused an integer overflow)

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

1) 10/10 no notes

2) everyone should call it Twitter until musk starts calling his daughter Vivian

3) What animal are Ytholemew and is there and how much porn is already made for Ytholemew?

2) no one will notice

5) can you use this to make infinite posts?

[rockergiirl]

What animal are Ytholemew and is there and how much porn is already made for Ytholemew?

Ytholemew is an anthropomorphic Y with large human eyes like that tiktok with the talking dollar bill and there is already a thousand images featuring it on e621 and most of it was by the team's artists

can you use this to make infinite posts?

i guess technically yes, someone has already made a post that crashes your browser and the server when you try to load it because of the amount of notes

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Perfect where can I download the app?

[rockergiirl]

you can download the apk here

to avoid having to bend over to google's will we only release it as an apk, and due to apple's... being apple, we don't have an app for ios

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[nick-nonya]

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

[solnight99]

ohmg

[aroace-ryland-grace]

[memorycycle]

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

[gooeykit]

you would make this post

[memorycycle]

antwarrior214267 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214268 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214269 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214270 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214271 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214272 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214273 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214274 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214275 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214276 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214277 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214278 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214279 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214280 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214281 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214282 has been deployed! 😈 GREATERANTWARRIOR425 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214283 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214284 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214285 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214286 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214287 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214288 has been deployed! 😈 GREATERANTWARRIOR426 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214289 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214290 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214291 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214292 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214293 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214294 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214295 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214296 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214297 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214298 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214299 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214300 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214301 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214302 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214303 has been deployed! 😈 antwarrior214304 has been deployed! 😈

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[strange-aeons]

mr. strange are you an h. harris bomberguy fan?

Yeah. Haven’t seen the new video yet though! Thank you all for filling my inbox with fragmentary and confusing spoilers in the meantime.

[strange-aeons]

Oh. It is now my life’s mission to kill james somerton.

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[indigobluerose]

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the bas--

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the basket

put the octopus in the water

treat!

[everythingfox]

10/10 customer service

(via)

[rosavaya]

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mentalhealthmemesofficial]

[notthegrouch]

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” 

- Vincent van Gogh

[sunsetcurveauto]

love when a man is a prettyboy and a loser. a prettyloserboy if you will

[anchovy]

Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.

An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:

[bbybluemochi]

[OC] a witch and the lovecraftian monster she summoned by accident 🔮🐙♡ (witch OC belongs to @ greenmoonie on twitter! and the eldritch moster girl is my new baby)

[midiport]

new vocal stim

[totally-not-a-ferret]