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important idea: Poseidon but with a SPORK 

[sappharah]

what your parents think will happen if they push you as a child: three degrees, ceo of multibillion dollar company, nobel prize, president 

what actually happens: crippling anxiety and depression

[thefantastician]

WHO REMEMBERS THESE THREE SLAM THAT LIKE BUTTON

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

💃🏼🌈🦊🌈☀️🌈🌱🌈💎🌈💜

[spaceprincezz]

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

[rezulux-deactivated20180525]

im gay

gratefully accepting your donations to me via paypal

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I’m crying right now, please help

My abusive mother just told me that she “accidentally” threw away my passport when she was spring cleaning.

Guys, I’m supposed to be travelling overseas on January 10 to reconnect with my dad and discuss the possibility of him supporting me. After struggling to survive for months, this was supposed to be my chance at finally getting financial support.

But now I’m absolutely devastated. My mother will stop at nothing to keep me financially screwed and relying on food banks to live.

I MAY be able to get a new passport in time, but I would have to pay so many fees. $277 for a new one and $183 for it to be processed quickly.

if you can, maybe donate a few bucks to help me at http://paypal.me/gracchas ?

I KNOW THIS ISN’T THE MOST URGENT THING BUT I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH THIS TRIP MEANS TO ME. I HAVEN’T SEEN MY FATHER IN YEARS. I WANT HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE HIM FOR YEARS AFTER THIS BECAUSE THIS WAS A ONE-TIME ONLY DEAL. I CAN’T LET MY MOTHER DO THIS TO ME.

PLEASE HELP AND REBLOG IF YOU CAN

If this post upsets you, please just keep scrolling

[phantom-homo-dick-blog]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Went and got my labs drawn today, now I wait for results! God, I hate getting blood drawn. I was shaking and tearing up the whole time and the nurse was so nice to me.

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

It’s been a couple of days and I haven’t gotten the results yet. Last time I had labs done I got them less than 24 hours later, but this time they had to send my blood to another lab. They told me they weren’t sure how long it would take to have my ANA test back.

I know that’s just life, but I really hate waiting on things that are this important. I hope I get some answers by the end of the week.

[phantom-homo-dick-blog]

It took me forever to get my ANA tests back. The wait is the worst. Hang in there tho!! I hope it all works out okay!

[phantom-homo-dick-blog]

Why did you rip out your iv?

because I’m fuckin nuts… and i’m passionate about splatter painting.  

but also for real, long story of a terrible ER experience in Maryland where the staff completely neglected me (bc no one takes women with chronic invisible illnesses seriously obviously).  So I was in pain and delirious and tired and had been there and neglected for 12 hours so i just kind of went a bit nuts (as one does when sleep deprived and in extreme pain).  so yeah.  that’s why.  def wasn’t something i did for fun. but the result looked pretty cool so i took a picture of it. 

[sirfrogsworth]

PETA really gets on my nerves. I saw a video where they showed people abusing sheep. Which is horrible and should be stopped. But they basically implied that shearing sheep is cruel, wearing wool is bad, and that all sheep farmers are evil bastards. The thing is, sheep need to be sheared on a regular basis. 

This little fella is named Shrek. He hid in a cave for six years to avoid getting sheared. 

Sheep with too much wool can overheat, they can get very dirty and attract pests, and it can immobilize them making them easy targets for predators. 

Yes, shearing sheep can be done violently, without any regard for the animal’s well being. This does happen and people who do this should be punished. 

But there are many people who treat sheep humanely and shear their sheep with care. There are rules put in place to encourage this. And the wool can make some warm comfortable clothing. If all is done appropriately, it is a win/win.  

PETA’s “everyone is evil” mantra does more harm than good. They make real animal activists look bad, and so everyone paints them with the same brush. There are some great sheep farmers and some great animal rights organizations. Some don’t even need naked celebrities to raise awareness. Imagine that. 

Also, PETA is horrible and kills animals all the time. 

[crashorpie]

robotslenderman:

krabbydon:

lawrencearabia:

macdicilla:

ceuulusuoluptatemcapit:

tanoraqui:

imaginarycircus:

terpsikeraunos:

caecilius-est-pater:

thoodleoo:

no punctuation we read like romans

NOPUNCTUATIONORLOWERCASEORSPACESWEREADLIKEROMANS

INTER·PVNCTVATION·WE·INSCRIBE·LIKE·ROMANS

words doesn’t classical matter order in greek;

we, in a manner akin to that of a man who once was, in Rome, an orator of significant skill, who was then for his elegance of speech renowned and now for his elaborate structure of sentences cursed by generations of scholars of Latin, the language which he spoke and we now study, Cicero, write, rather than by any efficiency, functionality, or ease of legibility have our words, our honors, the breaths of our hearts, be besmirched.

The fact that this has yet to devolve into boustrophedon is a miracle… or a challenge. I’m looking at you @terpsikeraunos @macdicilla @labellamordens

[image: NO • NEED • TO • WRITE • IN • ONLY • ONE • DIRECTION • WE • WRITE • LIKE • ETRUSCANS]

I’m up to it

Not many jnſtances of Punctuation - but for many Daſhes – et words Capitaliz’d for emphavſis, but not logicaly - ſpeeling and word Endings varied Gratelie - and the long S - ſ - vſed in at the ſtart and Centre of wordes - & the short “s” vſed only at the end - as with the U and V, and the I and J - but v and j only at the ſtart of wordes (we diſtinguishe not between Vouels and Conſonants, only decoratiue Letteres). Ye letter “y” being in lookes cloſe to an Olde letter “þ” which is vſed as “th” - Y may be vſed in the place of TH - but only ſparingly - and ſtill Pronounc’d the ſame as TH. Long and rambling ſentences - ſeeminglie without end - a paragraph can conſiſt of One whole ſentence, and ſhort ſentences are rare – we ſcribe like hiſtorical Modern English – and other european Languages.

And furthermore, Carthage is to be destroyed.

I hate all of you.

[platypus426]

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

[friendraichu]

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

[clarkent]

“not all men” you’re right. superman would never do this.

[clarkent]

unrelated side note: that daily planet reporter clark kent would also never do this.

[phantom-homo-dick-blog]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[phantom-homo-dick-blog]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[foryoursexualinformation]

Doctors Are Now Saying That Menstrual Cramps Can Be as Painful as Having a Heart Attack

Finally people are starting to listen to what women have been saying all along.

And in other news, water is wet

[onlyblackgirl]

Not like women have been telling y'all this since the beginning of time or anything.

[frenchswissborder]

I mean, yeah, at one point three years ago I was curled up in a fetal position literally screaming/crying/gasping for breath on my bed in my dorm room, so my response to this headline is basically, “No shit.”

[phiralovesloki]

No wonder women are so likely to ignore heart disease/attack symptoms. If something isn’t as bad as my cramps, I figure it can’t be that bad.

[akiameokami]

THAT LAST COMMENT

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!!!!!

[blackmagecat]

No seriously. There aren’t enough people who understand how important that last comment is. I lost my right kidney four years ago because of “if something isn’t as bad as my cramps, I figure it can’t be that bad.”

My. Fucking. Kidney.

Don’t force people with periods to internalize and silence themselves when they have cramps!

[kyidyl]

Can confirm “can’t be that bad because period”.  I had a kidney stone and it took me like 2-3 days to realize it wasn’t my period because it basically felt like that.  Pain is normal for women (and other people with a uterus), it’s part of being a woman, and so we’re much less likely to know when the pain we’re having is bad because we deal with so much of it some much more often than men do.  Pain is not always a “something is wrong” indicator for us.  

[flyonthewallmedstudent]

jesus. I never thought of it that way.

[homotology]

Every woman rebloging this

[thewormwood]

I measure all pain by the cramp standard. Thus far the only thing worse has been a broken nose.

[beaniebaneenie]

I waited almost 10 hours to go to the hospital once, because I thought it was a “bad vramp day”. I had *6* simultaneous kidney stones. 4 on the left, 2 on the right. The flabbergasted doctor asked me why I wasn’t screaming in pain. I shrugged. “I’m kinda used to it, I guess?”

“I’m sorry?”

“Yeah, I mean, I’m in pain for 3 weeks every month. And like, I figured this was a bad day, but really, I kinda feel like this for a couple days every month anyway?”

The way he was looking at me clued me in that this was not something he had ever considered or thought about.

Think about that the next time you want to make fun of someone for being “cranky” on their period. (Also remember that not everyone who gets periods is a girl/woman!)